F1 Drivers.. Past, Present And Future

[Roy]

yeah heinz harald was kick ass. such a cool name too. same goes for joss the boss. got to have a good nick name I reckon.

LOL, the night i was smashed and fell 3 storeys i signed into the Rowing Club as Heinz Harald Frentzen Kind of says a few things about the state i was in when i got there, so cant blame the grog they were serving me

[Marco-R34GTT]

U fell 3 stories...

WTF!

[dezz]

there was a great comment during Malaysia about takuma

"sato is one driver you don't want to be stuck behind trying to pass"

They mention it everytime any front runner is behind him these days

[_8OO5TED_]

Betrand Gachot....... who? thats right, who the f**k was he.....

[Beer Baron]

well I'd rather be behind taku than have taku behind me....

[m3gtr]

yeah, you know its always better to give than receive.

[djr81]

Betrand Gachot....... who? thats right, who the f**k was he.....

He was, irrefutably, the man. Well before he got chucked in jail for assault anyway.

Sato: Learned all ne knows from Andrea De Cesaris.

Michael Andretti: Just because he has a famous name doesn't mean...

Perry McCarthy: The Stig never quite made it in F1.

[shepo]

Nigel Mansell - If the eybrows havent got you, the personality will!

Allain Prost - The proffesor - nice nose by the way.

Flavio Briatore - The most beautiful man in the cosmos!

Fernando Alonso - Anything you can do, i can do better.

Lewis Hamilton - I can do anything better than you!!!

[Roy]

U fell 3 stories...

WTF!

Any excuse to get sponge baths from nurses for a few weeks

13hrs on the op table, a few fused vertebrae, some bone grafts and titanium and sent back out to reak havoc Rd 2

[Beer Baron]

you are like some kind of cyborg now troy. brisby Mk. 2. better than the original in almost every way. we should call you robocop. shame they couldn't do anything for ya mug while you were on the table though....

I mean, being as good looking as you are must cause all kinds of problems with being mobbed by hot chicks and what not.

[BHDave]

Nigel Mansell - If the eybrows havent got you, the personality will!

What about the mo! He should never have shaved it off...

Jacques Villeneuve - Just cos daddy could drive, doesn't mean you can

Gilles Villeneuve - would be so disappointed....greatest driver to never win the title

[m3gtr]

Any excuse to get sponge baths from nurses for a few weeks

13hrs on the op table, a few fused vertebrae, some bone grafts and titanium and sent back out to reak havoc Rd 2

H.O.L.Y S.H.I.T

You are damn lucky your not a cripple, Roy.

Edited April 17, 2008 by m3gtr

[Paradizzle]

haha Roy you crazy bastard, that looks like some bilstein suspension components in your back... group buy?

Do you have any other recurring problems (eg pain) from all that work?

[Roy]

Nope, good as a bought one I farked my wrist and have pins in it as well. It gives me lots of trouble. I tell all the girls i crashed at Croft in an F3 car when i was racing for Carlin Motorsports in British series. Ruined my career

[Marco-R34GTT]

I tell all the girls i crashed at Croft in an F3 car when i was racing for Carlin Motorsports in British series. Ruined my career

Best feasable chick/injury story ever!!!

[m3gtr]

Nope, good as a bought one I farked my wrist and have pins in it as well. It gives me lots of trouble. I tell all the girls i crashed at Croft in an F3 car when i was racing for Carlin Motorsports in British series. Ruined my career

lol, how does that work out for you?

[Roy]

Not as good as the one where i was a Seahawk pilot and i binned a 20 million dollar chopper trying to land on a frigate in bad weather. Thankfully i was the only one hurt with the crew all being ok!

But the best is i was skiing in France with my fiancee where we were caught in an avalanche. She died, i spend 2 months in a French hospital. LOL, i have so many!

[Beer Baron]

Nope, good as a bought one I farked my wrist and have pins in it as well. It gives me lots of trouble. I tell all the girls i crashed at Croft in an F3 car when i was racing for Carlin Motorsports in British series. Ruined my career

lol, that stroy wont work on chicks. they will say one of three things: "what the hell is F3?" or "where the hell is croft" or "who the hell is Carling Motorsport" or possibly a combination of the three. it will however work on car weeners like our goodselves and I'm sure will earn you many a free beer. embelish the story a little though. say it was mark webber who punted you off as it was the last race of the year and you were ahead on points. tell them he got the minardi drive because your injury took you out of the running. it's the little touches....

[djr81]

Can you see the confusion in their eyes: Sympathy on the one hand & the revulsion of feeling such an emotion for a blood nut on the other....

Edited April 21, 2008 by djr81

[Beer Baron]

pity sex is still sex....