The Gt3 Story

[THR34T]

Nice work! good that you finally caught him.

[abu]

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris

[(B1) MR_fanny]

Chuck turned gay cause he ran out of women to sleep with.....or something along those lines..ha or maybe not even close

[(B1) MR_fanny]

Chuck doesnt have a chin under his beard but a third fist!

[jezza boii]

When the boogey man goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

[eMsta]

from a porsche gt3 speeding, to chuck norris! love this thread!! hahahhahaha

[tets]

Chuck Norris is the reason why waldo is hiding.

[-Stokesy-]

Chuck Norris can kill two birds with one stone

[eMsta]

Chuck Norris can kill two birds with one stone

i heard that he can kill 2 stones with one bird

[abu]

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control

[Nismo Racer]

GT3 or not, one less hoon on road, well done

[Nismo Racer]

LOL I see where abu gets his facts from

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

[andy65b]

Well done getting another idiot with a suspended licence. Obviously getting booked and getting a suspended licence previously was not enough to make him learn.

Hope the judge throws the book at him. No sympathy for idiots who drive with suspended licence. They have no insurance so if they have an accident with you you will have to sue them to get any money from them.

[~R33AzzA~]

Good job Grame , 1 less hoon is good for all

Abu, I love this line

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is

[-Stokesy-]

i heard that he can kill 2 stones with one bird

That's very true, i've seen it!!

It would seem i still haven't perfected the whole brain to fingers communication thing

Back to the actual topic, good work Graeme.

[DAS KAMU]

isint it wrong or something in the eyes of the law to discuss this before the court date??

[BigDirtyJase]

Well its good that one more idiot driving on a suspended licence off the road. Though he has to be a fool for going through the same place twice doing the same thing.

How did it decent into Chuck Norris - I'll never know

I hear that Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone

[RBPOWA-(TJ)]

maybe i'll think before i speak next time ... just destroyed this thread haha

[HEKT1K]

Chuck Norris once got an erection whilst lying face down. He struck oil.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in the periodic table.. cos the only element he recognises is the element of surprise.

[Jamezilla]

So was it a 997... or a 996?

As I maintain I've never seen a yellow 997.

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