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Just flicked on to Top Gear and they revealed results of some study that showed a skyline gtr had the highest sex appeal in the eyes of the women surveyed compared with other car like porsche 911 gt3, holden ute etc...

I always thought most women saw skylines as shit boxes :P

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lol, i sore it on tely, im like, ill give it 5 seconds before its on here

and no, the young girls who have guy friends who drive commonwhores find skylines crap

girls who dont have wankers in their ears find skylines naice!

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it was freakin orange, or that top secret gold? I wasn't paying that much attention

they measured brain activity, of course a big bright gtr is gonna get a more visual response to a beige old ute :P that & it's gtr c'mon

on another note, how freakin tops was the GTR lap time, if only they release the specV in oz

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Do you guys really think the Stig was michael schumacher?? In last nights episode of Top Gear UK they revealed the stig... i know it used to be a BTCC driver (or ex) but i am unsure if this is for real. Its on Youtube at the moment and i am in the process of err... "getting" Season 13 episode One right now.

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Just flicked on to Top Gear and they revealed results of some study that showed a skyline gtr had the highest sex appeal in the eyes of the women surveyed compared with other car like porsche 911 gt3, holden ute etc...

I always thought most women saw skylines as shit boxes :laugh:

yeah and not to mention PLENTY of Negative attention when driving around Bankstown yuleh........

and next to a cop car.......

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Just flicked on to Top Gear and they revealed results of some study that showed a skyline gtr had the highest sex appeal in the eyes of the women surveyed compared with other car like porsche 911 gt3, holden ute etc...

I always thought most women saw skylines as shit boxes :laugh:

Ok now that is the coolest thing ever that has been on OZ topgear...

Let's never speak of this again.

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^^^me too

lol, i sore it on tely, im like, ill give it 5 seconds before its on here

and no, the young girls who have guy friends who drive commonwhores find skylines crap

girls who dont have wankers in their ears find skylines naice!

I'm 21 = young

and female...

and some of my better guy friends drive/build VLs and such (who actually ENCOURAGED me in buying my Skyline)

...yet i own an R33 GT-R and think its the hottest, meanest thing ever?

Assumptions. Not always correct.

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Just flicked on to Top Gear and they revealed results of some study that showed a skyline gtr had the highest sex appeal in the eyes of the women surveyed compared with other car like porsche 911 gt3, holden ute etc...

I always thought most women saw skylines as shit boxes :)

Ok now that is the coolest thing ever that has been on OZ topgear...

Let's never speak of this again.

Man every week I try to sit thru the show and flick it onto something even shitter just to get those wankers off my screen!

Can someone start a petition or something to get the knobs locked away?!?!

BRING BACK THE UK SHOW... IT WAS LIKE MONDAY NIGHT CHURCH, WHAT FOOTY IS TO.... KNOBS THAT WATCH FOOTY

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hmm most chicks I've met either like old muscle cars and 50s shitters or gay ricemobiles that are 'blingy'.

I usually get told that my car looks too much like something a Turk would drive... NFI why, its tastefully modded and has a smashed up front bar, I think it looks kinda tough actually.

I managed to get my girlfriend into Datsuns at least, but she now wants "blingy" chrome wheels on hers aaaah.

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Just flicked on to Top Gear and they revealed results of some study that showed a skyline gtr had the highest sex appeal in the eyes of the women surveyed compared with other car like porsche 911 gt3, holden ute etc...

I always thought most women saw skylines as shit boxes :)

The year was 2003.

My Midnight Purple R33 GT-R was parked out the front of Monfarville St shops, St Marys just around the corner from a lady that I was about to visit on house-call.

I'm minding my own business by starting on the 1st of my 2 sandwiches + a drink.

Up comes this chick to the passenger window, so I wind it down to see what she wants...

She says, "This is one gorgeous car. If I wait around till you take off, can you give it a 'hit'?"

I said, "Hmm yeah I suppose" and continue with my sandwiches + drink.

I look in the side mirror, and sure enough, she's still waiting... and waiting...

So, I'm careful at least to finish off my drink even if I haven't yet finished the 2nd sandwich. I don't want sticky liquid leftovers on the upholstery. A half-sandwich I can pick up; but not sticky residue.

Then as I start the car, she stands up.

I don't even floor it. No stress on the clutch. I only push 1st gear to 4500rpm until I turn right up to my client's house.

Meanwhile, I glimpse in the rear vision mirror that she's put both thumbs up in the air.

She's amused. :D

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they measured brain activity, of course a big bright gtr is gonna get a more visual response to a beige old ute ;) that & it's gtr c'mon

woooo my next skyline is gonna be bright yellow... I should pick up chicks easy!! :blink:

btw do you have any pics of your V36 on here? I wanna look!

EDIT: heh there's a link under your name.. I'm an idiot lol

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I'm glad all of you guys conveniently missed the statement "If you're going through a midlife crisis, don't buy a Posche GT, get yourself a Skyline" that Pizatti made. lol

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