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Best Man Raped By Female Stripper's Dildo At Buck's Party

Phatboy

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http://www.theage.com.au/national/best-man...90729-e1l0.html

"He said if there was penetration it was accidental and he asked what led the man to ‘‘place himself in proximity to the dildo’’, which he described as ‘‘arguably statuesque’’."

Lol, accidental penetration? The sentence just gets funnier from there.

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i think people see the words stripper and rape and they think that its going to be one of those fun filled articles where the stripper was raped by a gang of men.....but no. This article is similar to ashton kutcher with "punk'd"

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i wont name names but one of my mates once told me a story of a bucks night gone horribly wrong where he felt the dude lying on the floor getting raped should have reported it to somebody, but geez it was hilarious at the time! no harm done i guess no dildo's or bums involved :)

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Mr Gilligan said the man complained to police later that day while a medical examination showed a small abrasion below his anal verge ‘‘most likely caused by blunt trauma’’.

Thats a classic!

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