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Ok,

My suggestions are as follows since learning doesn't seem to be a part of your stunning repertoire:

1. Use 400 dollars and buy some crack, at least you will be happy when old granny's in civic gli's are frantically raping their horns to get you out of their way

2. Buy a Donkey, ram your exhaust pipe into the rear end, and watch it race your NA GTR, it would make a hell of a lot louder noise too. priceless!

3. Give me the money, I would like the entire Nagisa Auto catalogue for my GTR, pretty please?

4. Invest in zimbabwe, your money would double up within a week in their currency which would then become less than an 8 pack of toilet paper rolls in Australia

5. Strip naked in front of a mental institute and do a lil dance, they'll take you in and give you some happy shots. Similar to number 1 and it's free!!

6. Similar to number 5, strip naked with a group of people boosted by the power of viagra of which are all too eager to bat for the other team. They'll do you like the granny's in their civic gli's

7. I can't think of anything else but I think you are a natural comedian, I'll give you my recyclable bottles to watch you perform your NA conversion, and do all of the above.

8. Cut your balls off! Then if you ever get lucky with someone of equal intellectual capacity, stitch them back on and be a super cool limp dck. She would be so impressed that she might even kick it to see what happens.

So, are you sure you really want to go down this path?

Ouch lol I bet that hurts!

Keep it at on topic at least a little bit haha

for the sake of the reputation of GTRs everywhere, we can only hope so.

What a stupid idea. You cant even non-tubo a gtst without it losing so much power a golf cart could probably beat it in a drag race.

Blasphemer!

yeah what gives, still no reply from the dude, even after all the "help" we've offered him....

I can't wait to see this car pull massive number at the next auto salon dyno comp! it will be epic! BIG MASSIVE SINGLE DIGITS!!

thanks for all your help the car is up and running dynoed it today with 256kw na power to all 4, car is fully debadged for all you guys that "dont want your reputation crumbled" for all those people that i'll race won't know its a gtr

cheers

Dyno sheet or GTFO.

My money's on you missing out a decimal point, i think youy'd be making more like 25.6 ALL WHEEL KW.

Mate stock GTSs(R33 even) struggle to make over 100rwkw, what's so special about your now NA RB26 that it makes almost 3 times the power?

Awesome!! Engine built and in and only took 16 days, fast working there dude. I am going to have to take my GTR to the dyno you used, by my rough calculations I should make roughly 2.4 Megawatts of power from stock turbos running at just 1BAR of boost!

AWESOME!!!!!!!!

By the way I'd love to know what supporting mods you have on your car for this power... I'm thinking a Flux Capacitor or maybe a ramjet or 2.

Are you going to take it to Calder to run the quarter mile? Would love to know your ET and 60ft time.

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