QLD Whoretown...

[Oz]

ah yeah well I would not be eating ur cooking benny after what cyrus said lmao

[Charly]

I'm going to get outta here. Mmmmmmm. Empty industrial estate + rain= good.

We get so little rain here. It'd be such a pity to let it go to waste.

[chaos]

its my mums cooking

[Nizmo]

nah Oz - finish at 5 but i find the last hour of day goes really quick cos im normally the busiest then D:

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?

A. For traction in the mud.

[chaos]

ewwww paul

[Oz]

work. But since Adelaide sucks I went to Melbourne. cheap flight with virgin Blue at $65.

I figured since I was down there I might as well make the most of it. One thing I did notice was that Melbourne drivers really like to use their horns.

Hahahaha yeah now theres one place u WOULD never get me to drive around again now WHO in there wright mind turns right from the left lane :headspin:

[Charly]

Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?

A. For traction in the mud.

Q:Why don't women need Umbrellas?

A: Have you ever seen it rain between the Kitchen and the Bedroom?

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

A. The swallow.

[Oz]

Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?

A. For traction in the mud.

seak help paul thats wrong :throwup:

[chaos]

hahaha thats good charly

[Charly]

Comn....

Q:what do you do if a woman sits next to you on the couch?

A:go into the kitchen and shorten her chain.

[Oz]

hey paul shouldn't there be a "er" on the end of that answer????

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A: Breasts don't have eyes.

[Oz]

ah care full charly ur heading 4 a BBQ man lol

[Charly]

Ok, I'm all out of jokes that are suitable for public forums.

[Oz]

ah care full charly ur heading 4 a BBQ man lol

& U too paul

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

[Charly]

ah care full charly ur heading 4 a BBQ man lol

meh, everyone here knows me. Plus that was my last sexist joke.... ok one more.

Q: what do you get for the woman who has everything?

A: a man to show her how to use it.

And one for the other team to show I'm not biased.

Q: what do you call the useless piece of skin attached to the end of a mans p3nis?

A: A man.

[Ska]

mmm 30mins till the roast is done

Honey I'm home, hey I can make it to your place in 30 mins