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Birds Grand Master

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I have an '82 Laser you can use. The choke is stuck open, so you have 7-8 seconds of turnover to start the car with a sequence of throttle pumps before fuel floods the block. If this does happen, you will need to remove the spark plugs and drain the bores with the hose in the glove compartment, else wait ~45 minutes for it to evaporate/drain through the piston rings. I'd strongly advise you to pull over before a hill so the transmission can reset back to 1st, as the kickdown switch doesn't work and rolling backwards down a hill in 3rd can be problematic. Passenger door hinge is broken, so you will need to let your dance partners in through the drivers side by folding the seat forward DO NOT MARK MY VINYL UPHOLSTERY. One rear passenger will need to hold their seatbelt in place or loop it around the other passenger's seatbelt. Do not use the sunroof, it opens but does not close, don't ask me how I know this.

Bring it back with a tank of super and If I see one scratch on it...

kawasakirider Grand Master

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I can take you and up to two others in my 1991 VP executive. It is equipped with the legendary Buick 3.8L v6, a motor that has stood the test of time for longer than you've been playing World Of Warcraft. One of the coil packs fell off and I haven't bothered to re fit it, as the lumpy idle sounds attractive to the opposite sex.

The paint job could be described as needing a bit of work, though I like to think that it has character. It is GMH purple with a hint of undercoat peeking through in various spots on the car. If you squint, you'll be in awe of the car. It looks like a midnight sky on a crystal clear night with mesmerising galaxies glistening back at you, especially on the roof where the majority of sun damage is.

One tail light is faded, while the other is an altezza item from eBay. It reminds me of how you youngin's get around with one shoe lace a different colour than the other, so I'm sure it will be a hit with your peers.

Speaking of hit, the front quarter panel on the drivers side has suffered a minor bump. The indicator now hangs elegantly from its loom, giving it a hint of swag.

Unlike birds, I won't care how much of a mess you make in the back seat, as this car was previously owned by a single mother of 6 children and hasn't been cleaned since. You'll feel as if you're at one with nature with various animals rummaging around through the piles of megoreng and twisty packets, just like your local park. This will seal the deal with your date, as bitches love getting back to nature.

Given the short notice and the quality of my "whip" as you whipper snappers would call it, I would expect some form of payment greater than what a regular Nissan owner would receive. If I could attend the formal and the after party with you and you agreed to pay for a tank of gas, beer and food for the night, then I am prepared to make your formal an unforgettable memory that you will treasure forever.

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TM7GTR

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I can take you and up to two others in my 1991 VP executive. It is equipped with the legendary Buick 3.8L v6, a motor that has stood the test of time for longer than you've been playing World Of Warcraft. One of the coil packs fell off and I haven't bothered to re fit it, as the lumpy idle sounds attractive to the opposite sex.

The paint job could be described as needing a bit of work, though I like to think that it has character. It is GMH purple with a hint of undercoat peeking through in various spots on the car. If you squint, you'll be in awe of the car. It looks like a midnight sky on a crystal clear night with mesmerising galaxies glistening back at you, especially on the roof where the majority of sun damage is.

One tail light is faded, while the other is an altezza item from eBay. It reminds me of how you youngin's get around with one shoe lace a different colour than the other, so I'm sure it will be a hit with your peers.

Speaking of hit, the front quarter panel on the drivers side has suffered a minor bump. The indicator now hangs elegantly from its loom, giving it a hint of swag.

Unlike birds, I won't care how much of a mess you make in the back seat, as this car was previously owned by a single mother of 6 children and hasn't been cleaned since. You'll feel as if you're at one with nature with various animals rummaging around through the piles of megoreng and twisty packets, just like your local park. This will seal the deal with your date, as bitches love getting back to nature.

Given the short notice and the quality of my "whip" as you whipper snappers would call it, I would expect some form of payment greater than what a regular Nissan owner would receive. If I could attend the formal and the after party with you and you agreed to pay for a tank of gas, beer and food for the night, then I am prepared to make your formal an unforgettable memory that you will treasure forever.

FARKING LOL :rofl2:

drunkn snail Community Regular

drunkn snail

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I have an '82 Laser you can use. The choke is stuck open, so you have 7-8 seconds of turnover to start the car with a sequence of throttle pumps before fuel floods the block. If this does happen, you will need to remove the spark plugs and drain the bores with the hose in the glove compartment, else wait ~45 minutes for it to evaporate/drain through the piston rings.

O/T but cant you just hold the throttle wide open for a min to dry the fuel, or do cars not work the same as bikes

Mayuri Krab Grand Master

Mayuri Krab

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I got a camry owned by "lady owner".

U won't feel cool while you are getting beaten at the lights by your fully sick mates, however while they are getting pulled over by the cop & getting bum rapped for hooning you can speed past them while the cops won't even take a 2nd notice*^

*tested by me & it seem to work, I overtook a bunch of granny cars doing doing about 15k over the limit, went past a police car approaching the opposite direction & he did nothing.

^Disclaimer: Does not work against reveune cameras.

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