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http://www.internetslang.com/NUMPTY-meaning-definition.asp <---- Numpty defined.

A fella at my work reckons I'm very intelligent then calls me a f**kin' sick kunt. :blink:

Edited by Not a Pulsar
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Funny police.

Today i was at a set of lights behind a falcon, lights changed, we moved off, then after a few hundred m the falcon changed into the left lane nearly clipping a camry.

The old bloke in the camry was pissed off (obviously), and as we were driving along i noticed it was an unmarked cop car!

I think he was so focused on the Skyline and seeing if i would hoon like an idiot on public roads with heaps of traffic (dude thats why i ride dirtbikes in the bush) he didnt see the camry.

Anyway no damage done except to his professional pride. Ha.

PS: maybe the bogan style R32 is hard for them to ignore.

I know you dont mean it but some people dont know any better.

Yeah, i could... to the next set of lights or cops waiting (cant outrun radio)

Or wait for them to come over to my house after they run my plate. Actually they would be waiting for me.

Been young once too man, i had sportbikes, im glad too be alive. Cars are a little safer, not much.

And the other side to this is if some dik risks MY life by being stupid on public roads, ill want to cut his fking fingers off.

Youd feel the same.

If you make a mistake, pull over, be respecful, its not as bad as you think if you do this.

Edited by D.I.Y. Mik

I know you dont mean it but some people dont know any better.

Yeah, i could... to the next set of lights or cops waiting (cant outrun radio)

Or wait for them to come over to my house after they run my plate. Actually they would be waiting for me.

Been young once too man, i had sportbikes, im glad too be alive. Cars are a little safer, not much.

And the other side to this is if some dik risks MY life by being stupid on public roads, ill want to cut his fking fingers off.

Mik missed the F&F joke.. I agree with you. The amount of times i get people trying to go me in the GTR. I had the car for about 2 months and was almost taken our 3 times because people in 4wd think they can go around a roundabout at twice my speed to show their skill.... one of them almost resulted in my car going right through the middle of the roundabout (i thank my dad every day for making me do 3 defensive driving courses). And it's worse on the moto, i am only just off my L's and i have almost been hit about 5 times. Sometimes i wish i had a camera on my car so i could just report some of the dumb stuff i see.

Yeah its crazy sometimes, you see why i dont ride on the road anymore. But if you keep an eye out for danger about to happen, and minimize risk, youll be ok.

Evrey time i stacked a bike i was breaking my own safety rules, like "dont ride fast in long grass". I can remember thinking "fk it, sheel be right"

Oh yeah... Good dad.

:thumbsup:

It stings your knuckles. Ha Ha!

No i hit a drain and decided if i dont look at my arm i wont pass out. Broke it badly at the wrist, lucky no pins or plates.

Fun times, i was stupid enough to ride with a cast on after that, which landed me with a broken collarbone.

I can remember flying in the air looking at my arm as i put my hand out to guide my roll over and seeing the cast, then i thought "oh sht" and pulled my arm in for a hard landing on the shoulder.

A long time ago now, ive lived with it every day though (wrist is fked and collarbone is way out) its a good reminder to be smart and safe.

Ha ha, my god i must have been so stupid.

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