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http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat...14&fpart=1&vc=1

Personally..i think my fist or foot would get sore after a while..unless u can use one that you have killed against the others like a sword as mentioned in the post.

Also..even if they are trained for a day by experts, i dont think 5 yr olds have the ability to work together that well.

Since its a bit room i think you have the ability to pick them off slowly..If it were a small classroom you would be MEAT.

If you can protect your balls you will do well...

Maybe get your distance, then charge one.....get your distance again, and keep that up.

:kick:

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Yeh they said u get a cup so ud be sorta ok in that department.

It all depends on motivation i guess. Youd want to be able to have them come at u from one direction not all at once, that would be difficult. Still, can a 5 year old hit hard enuff to KO an adult? maybe after a few thousand head kicks.

hehe cool hypo question

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So funny! hahaha

"The problem I see with running around or kicking / flailing your legs is the potential for one of the little carcasses strewn about the room to get caught up in your legs. Inevitably, when this happens, the likelihood of a serious ACL or MCL injury is increased.

To avoid this undesirable situation I would most likely fight my way to an edge of the room, and essentially back up near a wall. By doing this I could guarantee that none of the buggers could get behind me and cause damage to my knees. Also, the proximity to the wall would afford you the opportunity to bash the anklebiters' heads against the wall one at a time until they are neutralized. "

Yeah I think around 30 is realistic.

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i still think 5 yr olds are way too light ...

Even if they did come all at once, you have a whole gymnasium, ...so get your distance, charge with a thumping kick . your legs are longer than their arms or legs, so you can bowl one over there..probably even crack his chest and knock him into another. Run away and keep using that technique.

If they were slightly older than 5 yrs old i think you would have a big problem

ferni Grand Master

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH what a pissa...

I recon 30 isn't much either - i think it would depend on fitness, eventually you'd get tired of running/punching/kicking/throwing them, that would be when you'd loose.. lets say i could average 1 every 5 seconds.. thats 12 per minute.. how many minutes could you throw/smash little kids for? ;) 5minutes of a good workout would mean 5 x 12 = 60.... stamina is the key :rofl:

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ok...

I think I'll grap one knock one out, mean while spining one keep others away.

and grab his right/left leg with both arm, then break his/her pelvic bone by applying right pressure on to lateral portion of right thgih, then you pull hard as you can.

the ball joint will ripped off his pelvic bone (just have to yank out rectus femoris tenden and attched muscle). 'vola' use it as weapon.

I know bit graphic but if I had to do it... I'll

this remind me of Movie "SAW"

in 2nd thought....

condition is "healthy Americans" - that doenst exist... so I can take infinity. :)

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LOL... Farking gold topic

Like stated before stamia is definatly the key... For instance ur adverage pub brawl/street punch up goes for less then 5 mins and thinking about it most are breathing very heavily afterwards- Still with a CUP and being 6"7 i personally think i could take on 2 or 3 of these little nutters :) But if i had the oppurtunity i would definatly like 2 take on 30 or 40 of em.. Once u knock out the 1st one, will probs end up being fun :) Not something you would want to brag about thou lol

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Man, you're gunna make me paranoid!

Next time while walking thru the fruit section in Coles....

..... nudge to the girlfriend....

"did you see the way that kid just looked at me?!"

thinks to myself....."he's dead when we get to the checkouts....it's gunna take at least 2 days of combat training before you can take me on....PAL !"

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