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I've decided I don't really need it anymore, as the right side one seems to be operating perfectly fine.

Therefore I'm putting it up forsale.

If anybody can find me a bidder for my kidney, I will give you $1 per every dollar over $10,000 that it fetches. For the successful buyer, I will throw in one slightly cigarette damaged used lung, and one smelly sock.

p.s. does anybody have a rusty spoon handy? and some ice packs?

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inspections welcome...

I'm not sure JC.. I'll only take cash for said kidney.. I will not COD, as I do not want my kidney sent back to me with "undelivered return to donor" stamped on it.

So if i can sell it for $100,000, $90,000 is mine and $10,000 is yours?

Um, yes.. I knew there could be an error in this plan :Oops:

I have a phone buyer by the name of Dr H Lecter...he'd like to organise a meeting to suss this kidney out

tastings are extra unfortunately...

actually...... i have a knife here that i just made a vegemite sangga with - when do you want me over?

I hear salt dulls the pain somewhat.. so game on..

joshwa, whatever lies and miss-truths you read on grapevine.com are simply incorrect. This is not a reconditioned kidney, it is not in fact a cut and shut job, it is one genuine Gordon Kidney

are you the first owner

I believe so... although now that I think about it, I may have nabbed it from a monkey one night :confused:

and do you have logbooks??

Yes, I have a through records of when all body wastes have gone in, and out of the kidney.. its quite a few pages long however. Although its possible the life-o-meter has been wound back a bit. So I can't actually substanciate whether the km are genuine.

and is it a genuine kidney or aftermarket?

Its actually a "Hybrid copy" Kidney you see.. made in the same factory is the genuine kidney, but at a fraction of a cost. Its just as good I can guarantee. Flow rate is just as good as the genuine item :)

Nexus, as requested, here are some photos... you'll notice the top image may appear to be slightly shoddy.. but that is just the light of the camera, and I can guarantee no premature wear. Yes the 100,000 hour service has already been done.

kidneys_clip_image002.jpg

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