help me sell my left kidney..

[predator]

I've decided I don't really need it anymore, as the right side one seems to be operating perfectly fine.

Therefore I'm putting it up forsale.

If anybody can find me a bidder for my kidney, I will give you $1 per every dollar over $10,000 that it fetches. For the successful buyer, I will throw in one slightly cigarette damaged used lung, and one smelly sock.

p.s. does anybody have a rusty spoon handy? and some ice packs?

[Nexus9]

I heartily endorse this event or product

[LiAm]

i just read one smelly sock as something else LOL...ill start the bidding at $1 as that is all i can afford atm, also, is it the left or right lung that you will be throwing in for free?

[Charly]

i've seen the aforementioned kidney. It's in good condition.

Only one owner, only ever used on sundays.

[Nexus9]

Only the finest of liquid has flowed and been filtered through this Kidney

would be an ideal accompaniment to some steak in a pie of some sort

[LiAm]

would you pay for interstate postage?

[JCMarshall_Law]

I'd like to take a look before I commit, where are you located? what is the lowest you will go?

[ferni]

... I will give you $1 per every dollar over $10,000 that it fetches....

So if i can sell it for $100,000, $90,000 is mine and $10,000 is yours?

[predator]

inspections welcome...

I'm not sure JC.. I'll only take cash for said kidney.. I will not COD, as I do not want my kidney sent back to me with "undelivered return to donor" stamped on it.

So if i can sell it for $100,000, $90,000 is mine and $10,000 is yours?

Um, yes.. I knew there could be an error in this plan :Oops:

[LiAm]

I have a phone buyer by the name of Dr H Lecter...he'd like to organise a meeting to suss this kidney out

[WazR32GTSt]

well i am studying medicine... maybe i can be of some asistance here in the removal of such item?

actually...... i have a knife here that i just made a vegemite sangga with - when do you want me over?

[predator]

I have a phone buyer by the name of Dr H Lecter...he'd like to organise a meeting to suss this kidney out

tastings are extra unfortunately...

actually...... i have a knife here that i just made a vegemite sangga with - when do you want me over?

I hear salt dulls the pain somewhat.. so game on..

[Nismo_Boy]

If you still have it next mounth, I'll have the cash and buy it for sure!

[Nexus9]

are you the first owner

and do you have logbooks??

and is it a genuine kidney or aftermarket?

[SmoothLine]

I ahve a buyer for this kidney, when can we pick it up?

I hope your seriously selling it, otherwise im taking you to court for breach of the TPA.

hahah

[Ed G]

it isnt a cheap copy is it?

[Nismo_Boy]

I heard you bought this off ebay hong kong for half the price? Is this true? Why are you re selling so soon?

[Nexus9]

please send pics to .... [email protected]

[predator]

joshwa, whatever lies and miss-truths you read on grapevine.com are simply incorrect. This is not a reconditioned kidney, it is not in fact a cut and shut job, it is one genuine Gordon Kidney

are you the first owner

I believe so... although now that I think about it, I may have nabbed it from a monkey one night :confused:

and do you have logbooks??

Yes, I have a through records of when all body wastes have gone in, and out of the kidney.. its quite a few pages long however. Although its possible the life-o-meter has been wound back a bit. So I can't actually substanciate whether the km are genuine.

and is it a genuine kidney or aftermarket?

Its actually a "Hybrid copy" Kidney you see.. made in the same factory is the genuine kidney, but at a fraction of a cost. Its just as good I can guarantee. Flow rate is just as good as the genuine item

[predator]

Nexus, as requested, here are some photos... you'll notice the top image may appear to be slightly shoddy.. but that is just the light of the camera, and I can guarantee no premature wear. Yes the 100,000 hour service has already been done.