iNARKs Ample Eating Recommendations

[inark]

Well ive been to this place twice now and god damn i can see myself going another million... not sure if many people have been to the new docklands much lately but there are some great places to eat... one in particular.

One word... and i dont know how to spell it properly or even know what the *** it means other than "THEY BRING U LOTS OF MEAT"...

Churrascaria

From the Blue Fire Grill.

www.bluefiregrill.com.au

They bring u meat... after meat... and incase u get sick of meat... MORE MEAT!!! its heaven haha

The staff are fantastic, the service is awesome... and the food... omg the food.

You even get to watch all the meat cooking over a flame via one of the 2 large plasma tellies on the wall lol altho that just tends to make u even more hungry and want the meat quicker.

Theres one meat bringer there that just made my night... cant remember his name but hes the only russian there... he gives u the low down... ie. dont eat all the other stuff that comes with it... ie. the baked vegies... dips and bread.... save some room for the MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.

Wave after wave of perfectly cooked and tenderised meat of all denominations... from Beef to Sword Fish. My favourite was the pork... which goes to show how good the food is cause i CANNOT STAND PORK! hate it with a passion... fav food is bacon... but pork... *stares off into space in a pork hatred flashback*

So go one... go all... feast on the many meaty delights that the knife weilding meat bringers bring... satisfaction is guranteed1.

oh and they serve other normal meals... which also include meat which are equally fantastic... i got my gf the greyfish/lobster and she said it was great.

Did i mention all the meat??

1. (actual satisfaction does not come with a guarantee... see reverse for details)

just thought i would let u know...

[saff_cossie]

That sounds like a breed of dog!

My old boss lives in tower 3. He likes the Japanese place where you kneel on the cushions in the restaurant to eat the food. Not heard of that blue fire grill though. Will mention it to him.

[inark]

lol it does a little.

*** mentioning it to him... go urself or get him to take his workers for dinner that way u get it for free

[saff_cossie]

Now that sounds like a plan! However I dont eat much meat and a trip there for me could be wasted!

[ferni]

yeah was ment to go there a few months ago but something came up and we didn't get around to it

[inark]

saff - thats ok... theres an unlimited supply of baked vegies and calamari and swordfish

ferni - u should... its probably the only restaurant ive been to and actually gone away looking forward to going back... apart from mcdonalds when i was like 5 and naive

[saff_cossie]

Sounds like a plan then, I may have to suggest a "working" lunch

[inark]

for sure!

its not that expensive either considering the quality of the food. but it aint cheap either.

[predator]

good to see... you're going to look like a real maori in no time

[inark]

lol funny u should say that cause since u last saw me ive put on about 20kgs hahaha gimmie about 3 more months at the gym and i should be close

[MR R33 GTST]

I have been to this place and inark is spot on very very good place to go but its a little expencive but what u pay for is what you get!

[inark]

just thinking about it is making me want to go back

the main waiter chick there remembered my name from the 1st time i was there like a month or so before hand haha how bloody good is that... and it wasnt even booked under my real name!

[Phantom32]

yeah mate i know what you're talking about

Me and the missus had to wait almost an hour before we could get up from the table after our meal cos we were so full!!

Highly recommended, the service is awesome!

[inark]

ahahahaha i had to drive home with my pants undone

the russian guy kept saying "dont stop for a break.... or u wont be able to eat anymore... and when u cant eat any more... have a break for 10 minutes and start again... u'll be right"

[VLS_BACK]

i allways knew u loved the "meat"

[Blade]

went their couple of months ago for my sis's going away

its the joint with the red and green cards for stop and go yeah?

i stopped after my 5th serving, they ran out of vegetables to go with the meat, they need unlimited POTATOES

[Jetdat]

yes know this place and i hear what you are saying brother

[FATGTS-R]

Ahhh interesting. I have a shitload of "bartercard" dollars to spend and this might be a good place if they are a member.

If not I might have to spend my own money lol.

[Bass Junky]

There's also a place in Ormond called "The Steak Bank"

That's all that's on the menu.

You can buy a 1kg New York Porterhouse. It's fuggin massive!

[R31^tUrBo_cHiCk]

bwhahaha you crack me up Ni..

Now im hungry...