Interesting timing considering what the main discussion is in here...
I had an egotistical bike rider this morning who did all he could to a) ignore and b) piss off myself and the line of cars behind me.
Wanker move #1 - proceeded to sit in the middle of the lane whilst hard on the brakes going down a long, steep section of Canadian Bay Rd in Mt Eliza. My speedo registered 10kph, yet nobody could pass.
Wanker move #2 - at the traffic lights, he decides that it is too much take a foot out of the peddle to steady himself and used my bonnet instead.
When he was told to get his hand off the car, he flipped the bird, moved right in front of my car and stayed there after the light turned green.
A note to said bike rider, do not f**k with someone if you are not prepared to deal with getting f**ked right back.