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This thread rocks, I love a chance to quote the simpsons.

Ralf - "I'm Idaho"

Homer - "64 slices of american cheese, mmmm...."

Homer - "Asleep at the switch!!! I wasn't asleep, I was drunk!"

BTW: I really like Ballina and Lismore, I'm going camping there in a few weeks. But I'm not sure if I'd want to live there.

Sorry dude, you have to admit this is a pretty weird topic for a skyline forum, might have got a better response in the wasteland section.

While we are at it (talking about random things) I have a few things I'd like to get off my chest:

1) I need more money - my car is not finished yet.

2) Can someone give me a job designing racing cars - the mining industry sucks.

3) Can someone buy me one of those houses at Sherwood on the brisbane river.

Thankyou that is all.

ok..... Im from lismore*shakes head* it is hardly aussies fastest growing demand... actually, scratch that.... its aussies fastest growing demand for ferals, drug addicts and bogans. Apart from a few legit ppl there its not some where you want to live... btw newcastle is home for now...what car do you drive mate? might know it

random super troopers...

I want a large farva...

car ramrod....

Hey good looking catch any speeders today...

MOVE THAT GIGANTIC COTTON CANDY...

your going to light my country music award on fire?.....

Mr sunshine on my god damn shoulders John Denver....

Ill tell you when its time to grow a mustache rook....

Mac you f**ker....

I feel better now

Well if we're expanding past the Simpsons i have a goldie

"I'm detective John Kimble"

"I'm a carp, you idiot"

and of course who could forget, "I have a headache"...... (kid)"maybe it's a tumor"..... "It's Nadda Tumah"

sigh... Arnie... god love him

You all ppl r hopeless and this forum was found in google as i typed in australia cities development forums. LOL this forum must be wrong located area.

Mate you can't be serious, I mean come on.

Your calling us hopeless.

Do I need to state the bloody obvious? :bomb_ie:

You all ppl r hopeless and this forum was found in google as i typed in australia cities development forums. LOL this forum must be wrong located area.

I've never seen the English language used purely as decoration and not communication before....

LOL this forum must be wrong located area.

And you wonder why people are quoting Wiggum at you

I think we may have found the real Ralphy :)

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this forum was found in google as i typed in australia cities development forums
and when you clicked on the link to here, was it not obvious to you that we are NOT a "australia cities development forum" ???

:)

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ZOMG ballina/lismore is a hole.....

Wouldnt live there if i was payed to...

The only thing which is growing there is the un-employment rate and deformed childern from their parents drug abuse.

Back to ralph -

Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Bart Simpson (spelling "Impervious" in a spelling B): I...M...P

Nelson: Bart is pee!

Ralph Wiggum: I made Bart in my pants!

Ralph: [whispering] Lisa, what's the answer to number seven?

Lisa: [whispering] Sorry, Ralph. That would defeat the purpose of testing as a means of student evaluation.

Ralph: [pauses] My cat's name is Mittens

Ralph (To a wolf): Will you be my mommy? You smell like dead bunnies...

Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food.

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