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Mike doesn't need a pussy magnet these days he has a fag magnet

Borat: [looks for a car] I want to buy a car with pussy magnet.

Borat Sagdiyev: What kind of car can I buy that attract woman with shaved vazhïn?

Car Dealership owner: That would be a Corvette. Or a Hummer.

Borat: [while driving] Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?

Driving Instructor: No, no, no, no, no, no!

Borat: A-why not?

Driving Instructor: Because a woman has the right to choose who she has sex with.

Borat: [stunned] WHAT...? You joke?

Driving Instructor: It must be consentual. How 'bout that?

Borat: [turns to Instructor, pauses] Ahahahahaha!

Driving Instructor: That's good, huh?

Borat: [pause] Is not good for me.

evenin bishes...heeh some tool in a vy commodore thought he was fulli sik until he did a 360 and landed up someones driveway on kingston rd... rain always brings the dickheads out

i find when it rains, much the way worms seem to all surfice and die, vl's spin off the road into power poles and the like to suffer a similar fate :laugh:

LooL :D :laughing-smiley-014:

haha. sweet. looks like we all did some work tonight :dry: i fitted the S14a exhast. which was really good for $450 brand new of GKtech.. the dump pipe rattles on the gearbox though thats the only down point..

and taking off the standard dump was a task in its own.

it was raining soo driving above 2.5k aint quite possible with throttle open.

wonder how she is in the dry.

night fellas im gonna sleep and grow my nuckle skin back.

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