Sydney Drivers Piss Me Off

[rukus]

last time I was driving back from fuji speedway to tokyo I was pushing on at about 140 or so pretty much the whole way and most cars were doing between 110 and 140... and this was an 80kmh zone! (but it's a big wide freeway, i have nfi why it's marked 80km).

should have done >180 man.. u know the cops can't catch ya if u go faster than 180?

v8 *grunt*grunt*

[Beer Baron]

lol, yeah I heard that on fast and furious. i will try it out next time. it's crazy over there. the freeways are so nice, yet near the city they are limited at 80kph. having said that I didn't see a single car going under 100 and my friend who was driving his car in convoy with me musn't have dropped below 140 the whole time. he can be forgiven though as his car doesn't have a speedo.

[siddr20]

I hate it when, you drive past a group of ppl and they go "RIP IT RIP IT.. DO A BURN OUT!! "

f**kin go get a life.. go rip yourself..

N i also hate it, when you are a set of lights, and a car full of ppl yell shit out to you..

This one time, at a set of lights(night time), with my windows up (very dark tints), i had some dickhead in the car next to me yellin race me idiot.. race me.. Even call me an idiot..

Some ppl are just asking to get hit..

I know there are heaps off cops with imports.. Im waitin for that day when they do something to them, and the guy who comes out of the import is a cop!! ohh would have loved to see that..

[lingeringsoul]

I hate it when, you drive past a group of ppl and they go "RIP IT RIP IT.. DO A BURN OUT!! "

f**kin go get a life.. go rip yourself..

N i also hate it, when you are a set of lights, and a car full of ppl yell shit out to you..

This one time, at a set of lights(night time), with my windows up (very dark tints), i had some dickhead in the car next to me yellin race me idiot.. race me.. Even call me an idiot..

Some ppl are just asking to get hit..

I know there are heaps off cops with imports.. Im waitin for that day when they do something to them, and the guy who comes out of the import is a cop!! ohh would have loved to see that..

just rev your engine and let them take off like a dick, when u catch up with them at the next set of light (if they are still alive) tell you,"yeah you're a big man, you beat me like SOOO badly" make sure its dripping with sarcasm

[FATAZZ]

too many occasions to list but heres 2 i like...

when im crusing,sometimes even 70 in a 80 zone(its a speed LIMIT) and i see someone doing like 100 coming up behind me then instead of continuing there average speed past me they slow down to my speed right next to me,

drops back a gear and start playing with the throttle.usually its bogan vl's and 4 banger FWD's

or because i have an auto that shifts quick and hard,everyone must think im trying to race off the lights because it shifts quick. so they come flying past me like 1km later staring at me like they just kicked my ass in a race.

conclusion:

all those tossers want to do is go home and tell there mates they beat a skyline.

[Sl!m]

yeh the dickheads that come screaming past you 1-2k's down the road who think they just beat you in a mad race are f**king annoying

[mesmerized]

I agree. personally i just think it's coz everyone in sydney's in a big fkn hurry. when i'm up in qld, people are much nicer on the road. but in my experience, commodore drivers are the worst offenders. they are so aggressive - always pushing in, they have to be the car in front no matter what the speed limit, no thankyou waves when u let them in, doing random stupid sh#t likes burnouts/illegally parking . the frustrating thing is that commodores are the most common unmarked police cars, so i rarely beep them

[smasha]

yeh the dickheads that come screaming past you 1-2k's down the road who think they just beat you in a mad race are f**king annoying

lol.. sydney drivers love a good ricer fly-by

[-= SKiZO =-]

Man I rant about Sydney traffic to myself and everyone who cares to listen everyday! For me it's Camry drivers who are the absolute worst. Whenever I see them on the road, my senses highten like a hunter approaching a dangerous animal - I slow right down, and leave massive gaps between me and their cars. You never quite know what they'll decide to do.

They might decide to:

* change lanes without looking to see if there is any space - in peak f**king hour traffic!

* drive an entire journey at night with their highbeams on

* drive an entire journey at night with their lights off

* drift lanes

* come into a roundabout when you are already there and heading straight for them

* spend two minutes on an onramp trying to merge with traffic backing up

* and my favorite - reverse on a whim.

Totally oblivious to everyone else on the road, yes they scare me...

[The Milf Guy]

how bout these ones,

coming down the big hill on epping road 80k zone, 3 lanes, im in the right lane, this terrible terrible driver pulls in to the right lane going up the hill close in front of me and proceeeded to crawl up the hill at 30km/h, i had to slam on the brakes so i didnt hit the dumass, other 2 lanes free...i thought maybe they're turning right at the top but noooo...they merge back into the middle lane at the top.

next on jenkins rd, another hero comes round the round about signals right as im just approaching it and proceeds to go all the way round and turn left nearly causing 2 accidents on the way from both directions.

nother doofus i'll never forget. we're on the main road in terrigal and theres a queue we're infront of the driveway exit from the beach carpark, and this guy leans out of his bogandore and starts abusing us saying "learn to drive, dont queue infront of intersections!" i put on my serious face and pointed out it was a driveway and he shut the hell up after that. GOLD

[someonestolecc]

Sydney drivers are generally shit..- Elderly who should be in the left lane and left alone but end up the the right lane... also all the idiots in the 2 right lanes going 5kmh under the limit and won't move left... the pissheads who swerve around... wannabe gangsters trying to be hard and driving like tools, clueless idiots with no situational awareness and generally other jaded individuals and f**kwits and speeding coppers. MAKES ME WANNA BUY A HELICOPTER!!!

I've only had about 5 cases of near-miss-by-idiots in the last few years but this last week I've had about 5, from people changing lanes into me 100kmh+ to idiots in roundabouts trying to go in front of you at full blast when you've already passed them in the roundabout.... terrible :|

[lingeringsoul]

yeah f**k this, im getting myself some bullbars for the front and rear.....

[rukus]

how bout these ones,

coming down the big hill on epping road 80k zone, 3 lanes, im in the right lane, this terrible terrible driver pulls in to the right lane going up the hill close in front of me and proceeeded to crawl up the hill at 30km/h, i had to slam on the brakes so i didnt hit the dumass, other 2 lanes free...i thought maybe they're turning right at the top but noooo...they merge back into the middle lane at the top.

lol

happens to me a lot but even in my shitbox 31.

what i do is i barely get in the other lane (barely missing their sidemirrors) and go past yelling like a crazy drunk bastard, and cut in front and hit the brakes.

[rukus]

Sydney drivers are generally shit..- Elderly who should be in the left lane and left alone but end up the the right lane... also all the idiots in the 2 right lanes going 5kmh under the limit and won't move left... the pissheads who swerve around... wannabe gangsters trying to be hard and driving like tools, clueless idiots with no situational awareness and generally other jaded individuals and f**kwits and speeding coppers. MAKES ME WANNA BUY A HELICOPTER!!!

hold down the horn and flash lights.. or cut past them yelling like a crazy drunk bastard like in my previous post.

[dontfeelcold]

ditto for what everyone else said.

[SL33KY]

Thought I would have my rant as well

The other day I was driving to Burwood westfield. I had come along Parramatta Rd from the M3 where I had been stuck behind this guy in a Toyota Camry Alteise *well excuse me* doing 40km/h in the 60km/h. He had been slamming on his brakes for no reason, not indicating where he was going and then this happened!

He had pulled into the right turn only lane (the first one) just outside Burwood westfield and was about 30m ahead of me when he did so. Just as the front of my car had almost lined up with the back of his, he decided to pull out because he didn't want to turn right any more, once again without indicating and obviously NOT LOOKING! I had the ABS come on and chirped the tyres a little to come to a stop, yell abuse at him, toot my pathetic excuse for a Skyline horn *lol* and give him a magic flash.

Thankyou ABS and the ability to actually be able to drive my car unlike this twat

[T04GTR]

yeah you get harasment alll the time. i usually just cruise along and laugh.

but...... right hand lane hoggers are my worst hate. soooooo anoying

[rukus]

one time i was travelling towards the city going past the balmain club thing on vic road, and at the top of the hill towards the intersection, this car just cuts past in front of me from the far left lane all the way across 4 lanes into the right turning lane. what i did was hit the brakes and think 'what a kunt' (standard reaction), then coughed up some awesome flem and spat a direct hit on the passenger window and it was quite massive and runny (as u can probably tell, i was proud of that golly).

these shitkunt drivers need to be taught a lesson.

my road rage causes me to fling things at other cars, spit, swear, flash lights and hold down the horn for an excessive time (eventually pissing off the shitkunt driver).

I can't stand dumbshit drivers.

that is all.

[Marsss]

I find that being anywhere near 4WD vehicles around Syd is totally f**ked.. these motherf**kers think they own the friggin road.. if you happen to be behind them, ya can't see shit ahead and, at night.. because their lights are up high, they blind the crap out of you if ya happen to be in front of one.... they should have their own lanes

[G3TFKD]

I find that being anywhere near 4WD vehicles around Syd is totally f**ked.. these motherf**kers think they own the friggin road.. if you happen to be behind them, ya can't see shit ahead and, at night.. because their lights are up high, they blind the crap out of you if ya happen to be in front of one.... they should have their own lanes

much agreed!!!