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GTR-N1 Grand Master

GTR-N1

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Out Of Interest: What's the best excuse you've heard that reduced or escaped a speeding fine?

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COPPER: I've pulled you over for speeding. You know I have to book you don't you?

DRIVER: Sorry sir. I didn't realise. So long as you don't look in the boot, just give me a ticket.

COPPER: Why what's in there?

DRIVER: Oh it's just some white powder - but honest, it ain't mine. I'm just taking the stuff to a friend.

COPPER: Look I have to call the drug squad.

DRIVER: Well if you have to do that, just don't look in the glove box then...

COPPER: Why, what's in there?

DRIVER: You see, it looks like a gun, it feels like a gun - but it ain't a gun - it's just a replica with a few bullets in it

COPPER: Look I'm also goint to get a SWAT Team and my Superintendant too now !!

SUPERINTENDANT: Now Officer, there was no drugs in the boot - and we checked the glove compartment and there's no gun anywhere !

DRIVER: YEH! and I bet the Copper told you I was speeding as well !!!

huvadub Newbie

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Hahahahaha!!!!

a good way to get the fine increased is to say:

"arent you one of the village people"

or

"i thought u had to be in shape to be a police officer"

Or here officer hold my beer while i find my insurance papers..

black_gtst Proficient

black_gtst

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driver see's police lights in rear view mirror, and guns it 2 try n get away. cop is right on his tail so man pulls over,

COP; sir, i will let you off if you can tell me an excuse i have NEVER heard in my 25 years of police work.

DRIVER; well officer, my wife.... she left me last week.

COP; oh im sorry to hear that sir but what does it have to do with your erratic driving?

DRIVER; officer, my wife left me for a police officer so when i saw you in the rear view mirror chasing me i tryed 2 get away becasue i thought you might be trying to bring her back!

nizmonut Community Regular

nizmonut

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due to my dubious driving record at the time this took place i was suspended from driving so took this opportunity to get absoulutley drunk at any good opportunity that presented itself...also it didnt help my car was well known by the local constable. for said record

leaving the pub one night me and the g/f walked accross the street to the gtr, get in, reverse out of the park and drive down the street,

upon witnessing us leaving the bar and procceding to drive home a highway patrolman procceds to pull us up , steps out of his vehical with breath tester in hand and approaches my car. upon seeing it was my dads mate wayne i prompted Ally to "give em sum sh*t".....

Ally wound the window down and greeted the officer, to which the officer replied "have you been drinking tonight"

Ally answered with a profound "yes". to which the officer asks "how many have you had to drink tonight" to which she casually replied "7 or 8 glasses"

the officer procceded to carry out the breath test....upon the test reading clear the officer questioned Ally with

"i thought you said you had been drinking?"

Ally replied " i have....orange juice!!!"

to which the officer said" F*ck off home smart ass.

i'd just like to thank constable wayne jones and my girlfriend for the entertainment.

Edited by nizmonut
Johnny Veteran

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No-one heard of a REVOLVING number plate bracket set-up yet ?

Is 007 a bit too passe ?

Ooops! No aiding or abetting here on this thread!

I wish they made a product like that for sale in the sponsors section.

BTW is that a black gtr i see in your avatar?

GTR-N1 Grand Master

GTR-N1

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I wish they made a product like that for sale in the sponsors section.

BTW is that a black gtr i see in your avatar?

Yeah, it looks the same as yours too.

My son (who has a smic R33 GTR) was kind enough to make that Avatar shot with photoshop

I just don't know how to send a Signature shot thru to SAU Signature position yet...

I only know how to send a pic via e-mail

By the way, how many V-Spec IIs made other than M or Nur?

Back to the thread, "In the DVD called Nissan Skyline GTR" by DUKE, after the laps around the 'Ring, two GTRs got pinged on the Autobahn for speeding. What I want to know is, according to the dvd, one of the staff had to go to the ATM I believe and get some $460 to pay the fine for each car: what do the Belgian Police do with CASH? Am I that naive ?? Why don't we have a system like that in Oz ??

Or does that process go by another name?? Oh well, maybe there are good bribes & there are baaad bribes ?

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dangerous_daveo Grand Master

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I guess you could always fake a heart attack or a fit or something...?

I've found in the past pulling over, getting out of the car and meeting them at their door before they have even pulled over themselfs is a good way. But these days they just get paranoided about guns and get angry and ask you to get back in to your car. Since I've found the best way is, don't speed, at least not where there are police.

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GTR-N1 Grand Master

GTR-N1

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And there was this lady pulled over last night for speeding, so she pulled over and waited for the copper to rock up to her window.

He said, "Can I have your driver's licence miss?"

She said, "Hell why can't you guys make up your mind?

Last night you take it off me,

And now you think I've got it back again?" :(:);)

CARSICK Rising Star

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driver see's police lights in rear view mirror, and guns it 2 try n get away. cop is right on his tail so man pulls over,

COP; sir, i will let you off if you can tell me an excuse i have NEVER heard in my 25 years of police work.

DRIVER; well officer, my wife.... she left me last week.

COP; oh im sorry to hear that sir but what does it have to do with your erratic driving?

DRIVER; officer, my wife left me for a police officer so when i saw you in the rear view mirror chasing me i tryed 2 get away becasue i thought you might be trying to bring her back!

:laughing-smiley-014: :D

Edited by Matty_GT-R33
CARSICK Rising Star

CARSICK

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Out Of Interest: What's the best excuse you've heard that reduced or escaped a speeding fine?

Story

COPPER: I've pulled you over for speeding. You know I have to book you don't you?

DRIVER: Sorry sir. I didn't realise. So long as you don't look in the boot, just give me a ticket.

COPPER: Why what's in there?

DRIVER: Oh it's just some white powder - but honest, it ain't mine. I'm just taking the stuff to a friend.

COPPER: Look I have to call the drug squad.

DRIVER: Well if you have to do that, just don't look in the glove box then...

COPPER: Why, what's in there?

DRIVER: You see, it looks like a gun, it feels like a gun - but it ain't a gun - it's just a replica with a few bullets in it

COPPER: Look I'm also goint to get a SWAT Team and my Superintendant too now !!

SUPERINTENDANT: Now Officer, there was no drugs in the boot - and we checked the glove compartment and there's no gun anywhere !

DRIVER: YEH! and I bet the Copper told you I was speeding as well !!!

:D:D

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