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Thanks guys. I'm all up for finding these little sh*ts, taking them to the woods, and leaving them there. Nobody f*cks with a Lada.

I live in a dead-end street, but there's a walkway that joins up the SYE Tennis club and Hawksburn Rd. This is where they are coming from. I'd love to take them home to 'mummy and daddy' and explain what their little angels have been up to - whilst mentioning that 'his face was like that when I found him, must have walked into a spade or something'.

Cops were sympathetic but agree they are unable to do anything about it. Will keep an eye out in the pawn shops on Chapel for the CB. More annoyed about the damage to the car though - new console, dash panel, roof, kick panel - little f*cks.

Looking to move house anyway - just going to expeadiate the process.

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I live in a dead-end street, but there's a walkway that joins up the SYE Tennis club and Hawksburn Rd.

I know exactly where you're talking about. Perhaps we could use a Liner as bait, stake it out and wait for them. But not mine of course:D

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hmm, anyone ever heard of laws against tatooing people against their will....

i think that would have to be the best ****ing idea ever.. just tatoo 'THEIF' accross their forhead.

then let them go.. haha

Or we could tattoo "THIEF" :D:):D:)

(just having a dig Dave, no offence meant)

doxximus Grand Master

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cows are heavy, we can set up a bunch of sleeping ones next to the offender trying to break into the bait, then when the time is right we can go a cow tipping

huskies arent aggressive, they arent gaurd dogs, they arent attack dogs, they prefer lick than bite

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Man, that is like the 3rd or 4th break in or car damage we have on this forum within a month.

Sorry to hear it Jamezilla. Maybe the little punks got you CB hooked up and playing with it. Maybe you could some how jump on to the channel and catch the little f&6kers!!

Than do a satelite thingy and track them down with you balls itchy foot!! AND TEACH THESE LITTLE SCUMBAG A LESSON.

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Originally posted by doxximus

huskies arent aggressive, they arent gaurd dogs, they arent attack dogs, they prefer lick than bite

You, that is, don't bite you. Some dog owners seem to live under the delusion that because they've never been savaged by their own dog, it isn't agressive.

I've lost count of how many times a dog owner has said "Go on, pat him. He won't bite"

Right before I'm off to the docs for stiches and a tetanus shot.

Don't get me wrong Dox, I know i'm generalising here and I am not inferring all owners are irresponsible.

I just have a chip on my shoulder due to a few to many nasty dog incidents when i was young.

I apologise if i caused any offence.

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I HATE YOU! GO TO HELL! DAMN YOU!

nah i understand what you mean, all owners are liable for their own dog, i only let people pat if i feel my dog is in a calm relaxed situation and im not pulling on the correction chain. same with off leash. even if my dog was trained for offleash i wouldnt want to take the risk, you dont know what they may do. i trust my girl a lot, always willing to let someone pat as long as they dont seem to aggrevate or over excite her as she tends to like to jump (she jumps high), now for this not to go off topic im gonna mention james' lada, and those barstard kids, they suck, yes they do, barstards! (not james, the kids)

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thats some ****ed up shit mate! i have a sawn of shotgun, that makes plenty mess. teach em not to **** with people. then you take it back to the parents and blow them away for raising disrespectful little ****ers! then ya mess up the dog cause it was there barking at the noise! then you bury them all out the back, get some stupid little homeless friend of theirs and chain him to the burial and call the piggies! then when the piggies come along, you say look what i found! forget the bb guns, although theyre illegal, anything is possible. cough*shotgun*cough. i used to know a guy who was selling glocs and desert eagles and shit. so anything is within your grasp. we'll all keep an eye out for cb's in pawn shops and cash converters and shit. but if its hunting youre doing, i got the right tools. can i come too, cani come too? oh please daddy, wont you let me tag along.....

p.s. i may be sick and twisted but thats what being ****ed with will do to someone

p.p.s. i have to go and take my ridilin now.

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