Endurance Kart Racing Event

[R DIRTY 3]

I thought everyone saw that?

It was hilarious!

At least he managed to get the fastest lap record

Records only count if its backed up IMHO.

[Ashy Larry]

Like the trophy sitting at my house!

[Topaz]

Damn right I was fastest.... that's all that counts. It would be backed up if the front bumper thing didn't keep falling off our kart

Did someone say that the track was going to have a different layout?

Edited June 24, 2009 by Topaz

[bubba]

Team w/ BENEFITS requesting fully operational kart.

[SKYRYAN]

Damn right I was fastest.... that's all that counts. It would be backed up if the front bumper thing didn't keep falling off our kart

Did someone say that the track was going to have a different layout?

almost as bad as us losing 15 minutes of the hour race to one of the drive cogs shredding all the teeth and replacing it

i know i know, excuses excuses

[R DIRTY 3]

Team w/ BENEFITS requesting fully operational kart.

Mechaincal issues be it spark plugs or clutch can not be used as an excuse for losing to Team Ram Rod.

However, the corporate bodies to the event have stated that Team Ram Rod can use the excuse if need be.

Ryna, if you ride the brake and accelerator at the same time, you will strip the clutch and you will have to come in for an unscheduled pit stop.

Dont use that driving technique and you wont have clutch failure!

[bubba]

I'm bring some super glue then so our spark leads and fuel hoses don't keep falling off this time.. </suspects sabotage>

[SKYRYAN]

Ryna, if you ride the brake and accelerator at the same time, you will strip the clutch and you will have to come in for an unscheduled pit stop.

Dont use that driving technique and you wont have clutch failure!

Yeah I know, they told us that before we started. Was skipping teeth on corners during our qualifying practice so I think it was well worn before we completely f**ked it

Better tell them we want flawless karts this time!

I declare team ramrod's previous victory due to a mechanically sound kart (pure luck)

Edited June 24, 2009 by SKYRYAN

[R DIRTY 3]

I'm bring some super glue then so our spark leads and fuel hoses don't keep falling off this time.. </suspects sabotage>

Is that an accusation towards Mike?

All he did was check the gap on the plug for you.

*bans Bubba from event*

[Ashy Larry]

Gap your front teeth next time?

[Marco-R34GTT]

The Jean Alesi's will be back, scything through the field.

Tifosi Racing - Mark & Anthony.

Last to fifth, bring it!

[bubba]

Is that an accusation towards Mike?

All he did was check the gap on the plug for you.

*bans Bubba from event*

The plug gap does not mean the gap between lead and plug!

[Ashy Larry]

The plug gap does not mean the gap between lead and plug!

Plug gap wouldn't have been big enough for desired effect.

[mickey]

OK so does anyone need a co driver ?

[R DIRTY 3]

COME ON PEOPLE!

GET A TEAM AND COME RACE!

[Topaz]

Looks like it's gunna be a pretty boring event with me and Paul out front for 100 laps

[Mr. Keets]

...and Mike and Brad blaming each other

pfft, you don't have the upper body strength to last the distance skinny boy. B&D Racing will be handing out a spanking to all

[ossie_21]

I'll be entering with ahh 33 s2, just have to confirm n shit

[Mr. Keets]

B&D RACING CHANGE OF SPONSORSHIP ANNOUNCEMENT

MEDIA RELEASE

B&D Racing announced today that the sponsorship and marketing agreement will be modified in light of the current economic crises. Team principal Mr. Keets said from his palatial African estate " I'm sad to see that B&D have had to modify the agreement after their great support but they will still have a strong hand in the team, especially if Ryan doesn't drive fast enough or Brad gets lippy. We are however, happy to announce the support of a new naming rights sponsor, Sofa King, the discount furniture retailer, will be supporting our attempt to wrestle the SAUWA Kart Enduro trophy away from Team Ram-Rod. There is an obvious synergy between a company that makes Sofas and a team principal who will be spending a lot of time in front of the TV this year so I'm really looking forward to participating under the Sofa King Racing banner ".

How fast are we?....we're Fast

[Ashy Larry]

B&D RACING CHANGE OF SPONSORSHIP ANNOUNCEMENT

MEDIA RELEASE

B&D Racing announced today that the sponsorship and marketing agreement will be modified in light of the current economic crises. Team principal Mr. Keets said from his palatial African estate " I'm sad to see that B&D have had to modify the agreement after their great support but they will still have a strong hand in the team, especially if Ryan doesn't drive fast enough or Brad gets lippy. We are however, happy to announce the support of a new naming rights sponsor, Sofa King, the discount furniture retailer, will be supporting our attempt to wrestle the SAUWA Kart Enduro trophy away from Team Ram-Rod. There is an obvious synergy between a company that makes Sofas and a team principal who will be spending a lot of time in front of the TV this year so I'm really looking forward to participating under the Sofa King Racing banner ".

How fast are we?....we're Fast

* Bows

'Brilliant"

I think T-Shirts with Sofa King slogan are needed.

FRONT

"HOW FAST ARE WE?"

BACK

"WE'RE SOFA KING FAST!"