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omg if jame's story is true then when I come to japan I'm gonna run around with short change... that way I'll get blowies for a few cents... w00t... now there's my 2 cents worth!

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here's my contribution...

Japan doesn't have a President. The top of the government is Prime Minister.

Mori is the current Prime Minister of Japan.

When he visited White House, his secretary taught him simple greeting words,

because he couldn't speak English like many Japanese people.

They were that "How are you?" "I'm fine thank you, and you?" "Me, too."

Unfortunately Mori made mistake How and Who.

He said, "Who are you?"

Clinton was surprised but he answered, "I'm Hillary's husband."

Mori didn't understand the meaning. So Mori said as the lecture "Me, too."

Baby Snot Extractor

There's nothing worse than seeing a cute baby with a huge, bubbling ball of snot hanging from it's nose. To solve this problem, mothers can now assist their child with this handy little invention. Insert one hose into the toddler's nose and the other into the mother's mouth. As the mother sucks, the snot is pulled out of the child's nose and safely and cleanly deposited into the container in the middle! Snot has never been so much fun!

Baby Snot Extractor

There's nothing worse than seeing a cute baby with a huge, bubbling ball of snot hanging from it's nose. To solve this problem, mothers can now assist their child with this handy little invention. Insert one hose into the toddler's nose and the other into the mother's mouth. As the mother sucks, the snot is pulled out of the child's nose and safely and cleanly deposited into the container in the middle! Snot has never been so much fun!

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Baby Snot Extractor

There's nothing worse than seeing a cute baby with a huge, bubbling ball of snot hanging from it's nose. To solve this problem, mothers can now assist their child with this handy little invention. Insert one hose into the toddler's nose and the other into the mother's mouth. As the mother sucks, the snot is pulled out of the child's nose and safely and cleanly deposited into the container in the middle! Snot has never been so much fun!

(UP) - Earlier this year, the dazed crew of a Japanese Trawler was plucked out of the Sea of Japan clinging to the wreckage of their sunken ship.

Their rescue, however, was followed by immediate imprisonment once authorities questioned the sailors on their ship's loss. To a man they claimed that a cow, falling out of a clear blue sky, had struck the trawler amidships, shattering it's hull and sinking the vessel within minutes.

They remained in prison for several weeks, until the Russian Air Force reluctantly informed Japanese authorities that the crew of one of its cargo planes had apparently stolen a cow wandering at the edge of a Siberian airfield, forced the cow into the plane's hold and hastily taken off for home.

Unprepared for live cargo, the Russian crew was ill-equipped to manage a now rampaging cow within its hold. To save the aircraft and themselves, they shoved the animal out of the cargo hold as they crossed the Sea of Japan at an altitude of 30,000 feet.

In Japan, Sony Vaio machines have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with their own Japanese haiku poetry.

Windows NT crashed.

I am the Blue Screen of Death.

No one hears your screams.

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A file that big?

It might be very useful.

But now it is gone.

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The Web site you seek

Can not be located but

Countless more exist

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Chaos reigns within.

Reflect, repent, and reboot.

Order shall return.

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ABORTED effort:

Close all that you have worked on.

You ask way too much.

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Yesterday it worked

Today it is not working

Windows is like that.

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First snow, then silence.

This thousand dollar screen dies

so beautifully.

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With searching comes loss

and the presence of absence:

"My Novel" not found.

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The Tao that is seen

Is not the true Tao, until

You bring fresh toner.

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Stay the patient course

Of little worth is your ire

The network is down

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A crash reduces

your expensive computer

to a simple stone.

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Three things are certain:

Death, taxes, and lost data.

Guess which has occurred.

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You step in the stream,

but the water has moved on.

This page is not here.

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Out of memory.

We wish to hold the whole sky,

But we never will.

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Having been erased,

The document you're seeking

Must now be retyped.

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Serious error.

All shortcuts have disappeared.

Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

OK you guys all poke fun at the Jap's take on life... so here's a website by a japanese resident in australia, so you can see how they percieve us...

http://ww51.tiki.ne.jp/~blowin23/Aussie.html

OK you guys all poke fun at the Jap's take on life... so here's a website by a japanese resident in australia, so you can see how they percieve us...

http://ww51.tiki.ne.jp/~blowin23/Aussie.html

Chips:

French fly

Bloody hilarious!!!!:D:D:D

Howya going?

May I enquire about your welfare?

Give it a go ya mug!

Are you perhaps incapable of performing this act?

Bimbo

A homosexual man

Pull ya head in

You may be correct in your assertion but shut up

my fav's

http://babelfish.altavista.com/babelfish/u...net%2Findex.htm

Old school Japanese GJTC Racing - complete with (80s) Parade Girls and Japlish!

Become a customer of the turn eye....

explore 2004 Tsukuba circuit travelling meeting decision! !

Also hit the links up the top, for sale items (old 4-door skylines) in mint condition.

When in Japan,

My friend and I had a meeting with the owner of a car yard. Just before we commenced, he asked "would you like a coffee?" I then said, "yes white 2 sugars thank you".. later to be given a can of espresso!! Lol.

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