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had the same problem... they said black Skyline too... just give them a sworn statement saying you don't know anything if you can account for your cars whereabouts during the supposed incident :D

I wonder if they would go to so much trouble if the reported car was say (off the top of my head) a white commodore?

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sif they would PTR33, its cus its an import they wanna crack the shits.

its like ive been yelled at like twice by people around my suburb yellin out "SLOW DOWN or STOP SPEEDING"

and all i do is get to speed quick. like today got to like 60km/h backed off, got down to 50 in a second or so and they yelled at me... im like GET F&*KED!

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I wonder if they would go to so much trouble if the reported car was say (off the top of my head) a white commodore?

Nahh there would be less houses to go to :D

Has it turned up in the news or did they say what it was all about?

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at least the cops i get at my door take the time to dress up in there blue suits.

a couple of us go for a cruise every thurday nights. we chuck a couple of laps of the main the go. the last 3 times the cops split us up so we scatter and meet up out of town. now they just rock up and ask my parents where we are heading. she usually tells them them the totally opposite direction.

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and on top of that. a cop told me on thursday that im the prime instigator of Mt Gambier hooning. this was after he had to go on the inside of the road to get me because of 2 commodores side by side tailgating me at 50km/hr. :D

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Ah, I get neighbours telling me to slow down cos they think i'm flooring it...

must be something to do with the bit "PSSSSHHHHT" sound my car makes *riceboy wanks off*

Then, they tell me to keep "All my mates under control"

*Looks at 7 other RICE members idling in my cul-de-sac before flooring it out :D *

Meh, you can't win.

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cops luv me ive seen em waiting at the end of my street and as soon as they see me they follow me and do a "random check" (search car, passengers and me)

my neighbours luv me too im always "speeding"

1st gear only hits 40 but im still "speeding" as far as their old asses are concerned

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The SAS, the Parachute Regiment and the Police decide to go on a survival weekend together to see who comes out on top. After some basic exercises the trainer tells them that their next objective is to go down into the woods and catch a rabbit for their supper, returning with it ready to skin and cook.

Night falls.

First up - the SAS. They don infrared goggles, drop to the ground and crawl into the woods in formation. Absolute silence for 5 minutes, followed by the unmistakable muffled "phut-phut" of their trademark silenced "double-tap". They emerge with a large rabbit shot cleanly between the eyes.

"Excellent!" remarks the trainer.

Next up - the Para's. They finish their cans of lager, smear themselves with camouflage cream, fix bayonets and charge down into the woods, screaming at the top of their lungs. For the next hour the woods ring with the sound of rifle and machine-gun fire, hand grenades, mortar bombs and blood curdling war cries. Eventually they emerge, carrying the charred remains of a rabbit.

"A bit messy, but you achieved the aim; well done", says the trainer.

Lastly, in go the coppers, walking slowly, hands behind backs whistling Dixon of Dock Green. For the next few hours, the silence is only broken by the occasional crackle of a walkie-talkie "Sierra Lima Whisky Tango Fanta One, suspect headed straight for you..." etc. After what seems an eternity, they emerge escorting a squirrel in handcuffs. "What the hell do you think you are doing?" asks the incredulous trainer, "Take this squirrel back and get me a rabbit like I asked you five hours ago!".

So back they go. Minutes pass. Minutes turn to hours, night drags on and turns to day.

The next morning, the trainer and the other teams are awakened by the police, holding the handcuffed squirrel, now covered in bruises, one eye nearly shut . "Are you taking the piss!!??" asks the now seriously irate trainer.

The police team leader nudges the squirrel, who squeaks:

"Alright, Alright, I'm a f*ckin' rabbit!"

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