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Come on guys, wash the sand out of your vaginas and get over it.

I washed the sand out of my vagina but now I have a bit of a raw spot. The discharge is clear but I am wondering what (if anything) I should rub into it.

thanks in advance

wolverina 13yrs old

To properly help you out, we need pics of said vagina and discharge

dont do it wolverine. this guy is serious and is known for dabbling in midget porn. he might offer to swap you for teh pics.

btw, sorry to here about your vagina issue. you might need to get her up on the hoist for a better look. lol

not funny dale? :no:

Edited by dirtyRS4

I washed the sand out of my vagina but now I have a bit of a raw spot. The discharge is clear but I am wondering what (if anything) I should rub into it.

thanks in advance

wolverina 13yrs old

Tiger balm

whats all this fighting going on lol, i dont get on here often anymore but have been a stagea owner and on these stagea forums since sept 2004 (probably one of the longest owned stageas on the forums) and it was always friendly and no bitch fights, what caused all this?

whats all this fighting going on lol, i dont get on here often anymore but have been a stagea owner and on these stagea forums since sept 2004 (probably one of the longest owned stageas on the forums) and it was always friendly and no bitch fights, what caused all this?

EM XXXV

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Fighting?

I already know who the idiots are, and I keep well away from them :P

BTW who's paying for the chiropractor bills for that hampster after those heavy pancakes put its neck out???

Fighting?

BTW who's paying for the chiropractor bills for that hampster after those heavy pancakes put its neck out???

I dunno, figure if he can swan around with pancakes on his head, probably got better job than me.

He's got the skillz to pay the bills! Lol!

EM XXXV

wave.gif...here to stay "SEE" XXXIV!rofl.gif

P.S. Although your showing your age with the use Roman Numeral's you quite obviously never matured!

cheers.gifnot that that's a bad thing either...grow old disgracefully I say! banana.gif

Edited by Jetwreck

But I like Legnum's and Caldina's... can't we pick something else? Maybe something a little more "local"? :)

Pfft, local cars are par for the course, so we need to pick on the real(?) threats to Stageas (and NOT each other, FFS)!

as Ive always said: do unto others as you'd have them do unto you

as simple as that

put it to rest lads

well said! thumbsup.gif

bring back the love....... cheers.gif

Edited by atomaly

We really should all be ganging up on the Holden Sportwagen owners...

Those poor buggers are swanning around in a car with less usable space, performance, ergonomics, toys, decent transmission etc... than any of us C34 and M35 owners...

Whilst I have an M35, I still love that RB tractor motor, it's ease of working on and the huge number of cheap parts and bolt ons for it...

Really need to get a 260RS as well...

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