Vic Wasteland Thread

[Mohsen]

Cousins 21rd this weekend. Lulz will be had

[ssxRicho]

Sunny or wat

[Flynnn]

ENGLISH MOTHERf**kER.... DO YOU SPEAK IT??

[ssxRicho]

Strictly speaking a wat is a Buddhist sacred precinct with monks' quarters, the temple proper, an edifice housing a large image of Buddha, and a structure for lessons.

The Internet, use it.

Sunny or temple.....

[Flynnn]

yA mOmS pLaCe

[R-SPEC]

Chick going round job sites offering special paint ball deals for tradies. my god she was mint was starin at her face day dreamin while she spent like 10mins explaining shit

[blah_blah]

You guys make my head hurt.

People cheering and lobbying for superannuation contributions to go from 9 to 12%. Little do they know that businesses will wear the cost it its likely to be offset by a wage decrease

Smoke and mirrors boys

[blah_blah]

Chick going round job sites offering special paint ball deals for tradies. my god she was mint was starin at her face day dreamin while she spent like 10mins explaining shit

Yeah I can imagine, you imagining doing all forms of your own paint balling to her face

[Sunkist]

Chick going round job sites offering special paint ball deals for tradies. my god she was mint was starin at her face day dreamin while she spent like 10mins explaining shit

they have good lookin wimminz so you buy their shit/services to one day hope to see her again.

[Sunkist]

Yeah I can imagine, doing all forms of your own paint balling to her face

fyp brah

[Flynnn]

Chick going round job sites offering special paint ball deals for tradies. my god she was mint was starin at her face day dreamin while she spent like 10mins explaining shit

Two different blokes came around offering that deal at work.. pitty i didn't get the birdies

[R-SPEC]

lol dirty kunts

Was a good deal though $300+ worth for $79

I wasnt interested in no paint ball just wanted to keep her around for a bit ^^,

[Sunkist]

lol dirty kunts

Was a good deal though $300+ worth for $79

I wasnt interested in no paint ball just wanted to keep her around for a bit ^^,

shouldve asked her in to see your paint ball gun hahahahaahha

[ssxRicho]

Chick going round job sites offering special paint ball deals for tradies. my god she was mint was starin at her face day dreamin while she spent like 10mins explaining shit

Do you have a phone? Where are the pics?

[blah_blah]

shouldve asked her in to see your paint ball gun hahahahaahha

Yeah I'm sure he would have shot off a few loads

[ssxRicho]

You guys make my head hurt.

People cheering and lobbying for superannuation contributions to go from 9 to 12%. Little do they know that businesses will wear the cost it its likely to be offset by a wage decrease

Smoke and mirrors boys

Isn't this always the case?

Worker: I want greater benefits

Government: We are not going to pay

Business: We cannot pay

Worker: I won't vote for government unless I get greater benefits

Government: Business you must it is law

Business: We can't wear the cost, we will pass it on

Government: As long as that is ok with Worker

Worker: I still get the greater benefits though right?

[Sunkist]

Yeah I'm sure he would have shot off a few loads

your a peverted man. why would he shoot off a load, it would be rounds of paintballs. nothing suss

[blah_blah]

Isn't this always the case?

Worker: I want greater benefits

Government: We are not going to pay

Business: We cannot pay

Worker: I won't vote for government unless I get greater benefits

Government: Business you must it is law

Business: We can't wear the cost, we will pass it on

Government: As long as that is ok with Worker

Worker: I still get the greater benefits though right?

Correcto.

If a business can only afford to spend $100,000 on wages it would be:

Before:

$91,743 as a Wage

$8,257 as Superannuation

After:

$89,286 as a Wage

$10,714 as Superannuation

So suffer now so you can enjoy the extra money when your 60

your a peverted man. why would he shoot off a load, it would be rounds of paintballs. nothing suss

That's what I meant. Loads of paintballs. Where's your head at brudda?

[dezz]

Still waiting for the English translation of how to obtain mw3 for $46

[Count Grantleyish]

Took a year but I just got an apprenticeship with a big company. Probably could've gotten one in domestic straight away but f**k working for $300 a week, before tax...

I'm thinking of going to grab whatever comes first, cbf waiting for 'perfect' one simply cos I really hate my current job.

Would happily sell the GTR though.

My question is would I get the job I want after completing the course (which is 3 weeks away), cos was told 50% of pre-apprentices have successful landed an apprenticeship.

Also told many plumbers doesn't like apprentices who doesn't have exprience in domestic - if I were to change from industrial/commercial, you'd have trouble getting domestic jobs should you need/want to. Just another thing to consider...

Have yet to write a resume - been slacking to be honest. Need to decide what to put in and what not to, whether to simplify or fancy it up a bit.

Should be fun times ahead for me...