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Some of you may have been wondering what has happened to the great Jamezilla in recent weeks and why he hasn't been seen or heard from.

Well I have it on good authority that James was playing around on the internet one day and stumbled across a Russian Mail Order Bride service where he discovered a girl from Ukraine called "Lada". It was love on first sight obviously and I understand he booked a flight stright to Kiev to go and meet her.

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More detail on her here.

http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/73/73464PP1.html

Apparently things we going very well, he was introduced to her family and was showing pictures of his life back in Australia to win the family over (cause James is such a sensitive man) when the father noticed the plates on his Lada (EXKGB). I believe the Russian government was imediately informed and James is now being interigrated on who is was in the past before he defected to Australia to work for ASIO. They believe that he was a former Russian agent who has faked his own death to defect across.

Tragic really.

:headspin:

In addition to Snowmans comments I have a postcard from James stating that he unfortunately struck out with the Russian bride but her brother seems very interested in James. They are going to take their relationship just one step at a time but they are quite happy and the brother actually looks better in a mini skirt.

You know James has only fled the county to avoid paying me and Kam child support. I cant belive the nerve of that home wrecker.

yeah we supported his "manhood", now he can support adz n me

if he doesnt, he wont have to worry about the mafia, he will have to worry bout adz n me killin him! oh and there is gst on top of that

Hey... remember me??

I'm mostly back... mostly.

Here's a pic to help set minds at rest:

russianbride.jpg

:cheers:

Actually - the truth is far far less glamourous than anything anyone could make up - so I'm happy with the Russian bride tale. At least that way I get some play :cheers:

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