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yea saw that one last week.. i loled

"jizz in my pants" was on foxtel this morning.. almost couldnt believe it

Foxtel was the first place I ever saw that a few days ago and I was like WTF?!?!! Funny shit.

  • 3 weeks later...
Is anyone on Performance Forums that might be able to get a mod to authorise my account??? I wanna be able to post :)

Need more forums to procrastinate on while I attempt to study!

Navel Gazing...that'l get it done

:( just watch the cute white wascally wabbit :(

Yeah said when I signed up something about a mod authorising my account then I'd be able to post. Said I'd be notified by email when it happened.

Nothing came and when I click to post it says I don't have permission to post.

I tried to email the "contact us" address but that bounces.

LOL and Sin is getting more random by the minute!

Hahaha do you home deliver???

Bawahahaha - I cant go on...tears rolling down my cheeks, I'm side splitting hurting,,,,too MAny naughty responses hit my tiny brain at once. ...Ahhh sorry....laughing fit....

Thank you Kat, you made me laugh. I should be no more than a Registerd Donor!

Shell -> :P <- the weirdo please (me).

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