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Hey ppls

Well, some of you lucky people may have recieved parts from me, mainly radiator guides.

Anywhoo. I need a Japlish motto for my parts to engrave, or just provide stickers for fun.

ARC's motto is as follows

The ARC product is wonders asseembiled project. The present comfortable and unknown car life with ARC power.

The name of my parts will be called:

Bass Junky's Bits

Bass Junky give total satisfaction power with excellent design. Happy person to buy with confidence.

That one is lame, but something like that.

So what do you say?

BASS OUT

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could always go with the classic Skyline motto of "In spartan air we made". Short, succint, and totally irrelevant... exactly what a japlish motto should be.

If you want to know how to make japlish/engrish, you go to:

http://babelfish.altavista.com/

You type in a phrase that makes perfect sense to you, and translate it from english to japanese...

then you copy and paste the result into the translate field again and translate from japanese to english...

Hey presto! instant japlish!

Here's one along similar lines to your original one that i prepared just then for you:

Original Phrase: "This Product is made to the highest standards and you should buy with confidence"

Translated to Japanese: "このプロダクトは高水準になされ、自信をもって買うべきである"

Translated back to English: "You can do this product to high level, you should buy with self-confidence"

Very low level stuff, but have a play around with it, you get some 'interesting' phrases out of good old babelfish :angry:

It reaches always and completes powerful outcomes and accurate .

just put sentences in to a translator, translate to japanese, then translate back..

oops

edit---

what AzzurrA said lol

Edited by sl!m

excuse me shan? I believe it's "we produced with spartan air"... Had to pull you up on the technicallity :angry:.. but what the hell does that actually mean? probably nothing..

In regards to your motto, just mix and match a few things from yahoo auctions.. bass junky's quality produce medieval times....

I occasionally see 'medieval times'...wtf??

Bit of Junkys bass. Give extreme power and the latent characteristic of air current to your car

Comes from

Bass Junkys Bits. Giving extreme power and air flow potential to your car

Bass Junkys bit perform outstanding power increases on your Skylines. The chicks will want to root you because of them.

The bit of Junkys bass increases the remarkable power of your skyline. The chick thinks that we would like to become fixed because of those.

Bass Junkys bit are fully sick and kick arse. These parts rock baby, yeah!

The bit of Junkys bass sufficiently is the anus of the sickness and the kicking. These parts it can obtain the baby, shakes!

and last for tonight

Bass Junkys radiator air guides help the air to flow through your radiator to increase the cooling potential of your car.

Gives:

The air guide of the radiator of Junkys of bass in order your radiator to percolate, helps the air in order to raise the cooling system.

Forget a logo and engraving. Remember thos ecool hologram cards you got in packets of chips as a kid...you knwo the ones that when you chanegd the angle at which you looked at them the picture would move.

Well just get one of those with your car stooopidly sideways on the DECA skidpan...god knows there is enough footage of you tearing it up:)

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