Anything moving faster than their nugget is a potential target for their "King of the Mountain" fantasies.
Kids on Pushbikes, Low flying Pigeons, Hyundai Excels, Pensioners with walking frames...
The fun starts when they pull up next to my GSXR 1000. Seriously? Even short shifting at 6000 rpm (of a possible 14 000 rpm) is enough to pull a monster gap to 80km/h.
But my personal favourite USED to be just riding alongside as they frantically accelerate; juuust in front of them in first gear (it'll do 165km/h in first ) until I'd get bored, click second, gas, and show them 3 feet of air under the front wheel as I'd pull a 50 metre gap in about 2 seconds flat.
Roll off and watch their mates laugh at their pathetic attempt to race a bike.
I now know (thanks to the RTA) that drag racing on the street is illegal, stupid, and causes you to have a tiny winky; so I don't do it.
Stay safe well endowed Stagea drivers; the ladies know why you drive a wagon.