Hahaha awwwww Dan!
If it helps I'm feeling the exact way about my shoulder blade atm
The thought of slicing it open is actually relieving to me lol
However, since my last physio visit on Friday (this physio was a hundred times better) it's actually feeling better than it's ever been. She said she hasn't come across someone so stiff in the thoracic spine before She loosened me up and manipulated me. I had an intense migraine for 2 days but feeling a lot better today; just constant cracking.