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For the right price, she'll call it anything you want her to call it mate.

Love you long time, as long as your worth more than her uber mega rich family living in a 50 sqaure palace in Tokyo.

Im not saying you are wrong, or that I dont like them. Lets just say im not going to believe that just because she is Japanese she is going to put up with my crap.

And to clarify, I don’t want a subservient girl, I want one that does it for love….so in other words the dumbest smart girl you will ever be likely to meet

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I know exacatly what you have to do Brisby.

Pack suitcase with warm weather clothing.

Buy Airfare to Thailand.

Go to bar and clubs.

Choose stupidly attractive woman.

Tell her you want to marry her and take her to live in Australia. First make sure she can cook.

Bring her back to Australia.

Open little Thai Restaurant.

Relax.

Problem solved.

Any further questions?

Odds are she will have a dick, as the few ppl thta do like me, typically they have dicks :)

OK, im sold, just booked my flight to Singapore...im off on Sunday.

If she has a dick then atleast 1 of you in the relationship will have a dick and can wear the panth.

If she has a dick then atleast 1 of you in the relationship will have a dick and can wear the panth.

The Panth? Is this some kind of sexual related attire?

Found you a slender curvy friend for you Troy. She goes by the name Sakura :)

http://www.wanta.net/b5/shop/prod_default....dID=805&DepID=1

Stay away from Singapore chicks Troy. Trust me on this one. They may be loaded past the brim in kesh but they are one of the highest maintenance styles of wimen in the World!!

She won't cook and clean for you. She'll pay someone else to do it, but let it be known that if you don't have more money than her, you're not worth looking at coz Daddy says so.

OK, im sold, just booked my flight to Singapore...im off on Sunday.

Stay away from Singapore chicks Troy.  Trust me on this one.  They may be loaded past the brim in kesh but they are one of the highest maintenance styles of wimen in the World!!

She won't cook and clean for you.  She'll pay someone else to do it, but let it be known that if you don't have more money than her, you're not worth looking at coz Daddy says so.

True in a way, but nothing daddy says is gonna effect anything if she knows you have a BIG *daddy* :D.

Don't matter how BIG your *daddy* is if your real daddy has a BIG *gun* or has political connections who can make things "happen"...

True in a way, but nothing daddy says is gonna effect anything if she knows you have a BIG *daddy* :D.

Gee wizz...what started out as an absolute piss take is turning into a debate on what nationality makes for the best brides :P My 2c, like it really matters?

OK. so i will pose another question of Dr Ylwgtr2...

Using a risk vs profit matrix, how many kgs of Harry will i have to get through Singapore airport so that you can build me an RB20 of extraordinary magnitude and have me beating all these pesky Vic GTRs?

Using a risk vs profit matrix, how many kgs of Harry will i have to get through Singapore airport so that you can build me an RB20 of extraordinary magnitude and have me beating all these pesky Vic GTRs?

an RB20 of extrodinary magnitude is a bit of a misnomer isn't it?

:P

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