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Also, just took my work paid daily dump, and I let one rip that was like full on guttural blast, which combined with the resonation of the bowl sounded like a claymore goin off. Wasn't one of those long, drawn out ones, was like this short "BOOOM!". Fucking scared the life out of me. Made me check to make sure my intestines hadn't come out.

Made for quite possibly the most satisfying employer sponsored dump ever.

Also, just took my work paid daily dump, and I let one rip that was like full on guttural blast, which combined with the resonation of the bowl sounded like a claymore goin off. Wasn't one of those long, drawn out ones, was like this short "BOOOM!". Fucking scared the life out of me. Made me check to make sure my intestines hadn't come out.

Made for quite possibly the most satisfying employer sponsored dump ever.

I LOVE company paid dumps, although during business hours when one of the sales girl is about 5 meters from the door of the male toilet (which has those little air vents) makes it a little hard to make some crazy ass dumpage dosing noises.

After hours is a different story though, I let that mother f**ker rip and paint the town brown.

Also, do you take a good 10 minutes? because I do when at work. hehe.. :(

Also, just took my work paid daily dump, and I let one rip that was like full on guttural blast, which combined with the resonation of the bowl sounded like a claymore goin off. Wasn't one of those long, drawn out ones, was like this short "BOOOM!". Fucking scared the life out of me. Made me check to make sure my intestines hadn't come out.

Made for quite possibly the most satisfying employer sponsored dump ever.

thats farken disgusting man,

about as nasty as people who groan/moan while dropping a mother load.

I LOVE company paid dumps, although during business hours when one of the sales girl is about 5 meters from the door of the male toilet (which has those little air vents) makes it a little hard to make some crazy ass dumpage dosing noises.

After hours is a different story though, I let that mother f**ker rip and paint the town brown.

Also, do you take a good 10 minutes? because I do when at work. hehe.. :(

LOL @ company sponsored dumps..

will do some

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