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see this is why I believe we should have a "oh, your too dumb to breed" section in the hospital... Anyone caught of doing truly dumb shit will have their balls lopped off or tubes tied.... very simple solution to over crowding and we get to breed a master race :P Hmmm, how very arian...

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see this is why I believe we should have a "oh, your too dumb to breed" section in the hospital... Anyone caught of doing truly dumb shit will have their balls lopped off or tubes tied.... very simple solution to over crowding and we get to breed a master race :laugh: Hmmm, how very arian...

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As much as the "Aryan race" concept is a bit sickening... I've gotta say, in that regard, I agree. Weed out the idiots and people who don't contribute to society, and snip snip...

see this is why I believe we should have a "oh, your too dumb to breed" section in the hospital... Anyone caught of doing truly dumb shit will have their balls lopped off or tubes tied.... very simple solution to over crowding and we get to breed a master race :laugh: Hmmm, how very arian...

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kinda agree with nuclear_skyline also

bunch of numb nutted fools

i thinks thats what a " race track" was invented for yeah ??

As much as the "Aryan race" concept is a bit sickening... I've gotta say, in that regard, I agree. Weed out the idiots and people who don't contribute to society, and snip snip...

I agree the Aryan race idea in a true Nazi sense is sickening. Perhaps we should just call it enforced Darwinism...

I bet those guys have "dude" and "sweet" tattoo'd on their backs.

"What does your's say bro?"

"Sweet!"

I think its "fully sick" and "f*kn hectic".

'Thumbs up Mohammad' and 'Westside Habib' should be locked up just for those photos.

Their parents must be fully sick proud.

Whos gonna make the thread locking post? lol

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Yeah, why not. It can be me.

Dickheads who abuse their right of license and generally wanna act like fully hektik flamin mongrels can just be locked up and assraped in prison. I have no time at all for these people who think they're better than everyone else.

edit:: removed my rant. cbf. everyone knows.

what a bunch of tards.

Unfortunately their bad behaviour ruins our image too, when people at work found out I own a Skyline, they instantaneously labeled me a hoon, so now I've got a poster of "The Fast and The Furious" on my desk.

^^^ We at Skylines Australia have a Code Of Ethics. Our Exec Committee has made it official. :D

I'd like to know how many other car clubs out there have a C.O.E. like we do. I'm proud of our image.

This means too, that if someone asks me what kind of car I have, I'm delighted to say what it is! :P

If someone wants to pre-judge me by stereotype, that's their problem - not mine!

word, terry. the more good people there are who are proud and outspoken about their car choice the harder it is for people to stereotype skyline driver = fwit.

these 2 clowns belong on public transport. LOL @ monkey pic. perfectly fitting.

^^^ We at Skylines Australia have a Code Of Ethics. Our Exec Committee has made it official. ;)

I'd like to know how many other car clubs out there have a C.O.E. like we do. I'm proud of our image.

This means too, that if someone asks me what kind of car I have, I'm delighted to say what it is! :)

If someone wants to pre-judge me by stereotype, that's their problem - not mine!

I'd like to say I feel the same but sometimes I'm a little embarrassed to say I own a skyline, people just assume your a hoon.

talking to a lady at work today...

"I have a rav4 blah blah"

"oh ok, I have a skyline"

"oh, don't tell me, does yours sneeze too?"

-_-

I think these ugly flamin mongrels should be shot just for their noses and ears alone! Carrying a dangerous load without proper restraints anyone?

it should be like this though in reality,

Lady: "what car do you drive?"

You: "not a commodore and not a falcon"

Lady: "thank god"

You: "I drive a Skyline"

Lady: "Wow that's a very nice car, could you take me for a drive some day?"

You: "Sure thing"

Lady: "Can I ride you too?"

You: "In the skyline?"

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