MattyFlynn Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 I'm bored and thought I'll start a random topic to entertain us xD So boys and girls post up ur best/funny/ stupid pickup lines that u have used lol Here's 2 that's I've used recently lol Chick at work ( sooo soo hot!! Leb girl! Omg xD) I asked if she could get sum info off powerforce for me, she asked if I wanted her to write it down for me so I was like sure... As she was writing it down I slipped in "u might aswell write ur number down and I'll give u a call sum time' in a cheeky way xD That scored me a Facebook add and later I got her number xD kinda of a success even tho it was pretty lame Random chick in a spa ( hot too!!, this was while I was working) I had to lock the pool area up so I asked her to leave... As she was leaving she said I had alot of keys soo I was like yea I know and hopefully ones the key to ur heart .. This was a fail but the look on her face was priceless lmfao Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/370570-post-up-ur-pickup-skillzzzz-lol/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
levinboy Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 Come sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up. Got a laugh that's about it hahahaha Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/370570-post-up-ur-pickup-skillzzzz-lol/#findComment-5907000 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyFlynn Posted July 11, 2011 Author Share Posted July 11, 2011 Lol I've never been drunk enough to say that Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/370570-post-up-ur-pickup-skillzzzz-lol/#findComment-5908506 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yo-Yo Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 I just flash my pearly whites & my puppy dog eyes. They come flocking Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/370570-post-up-ur-pickup-skillzzzz-lol/#findComment-5908561 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bogan Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 "god your got big boobies" I was drunk, she is now my missus, LOL. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/370570-post-up-ur-pickup-skillzzzz-lol/#findComment-5908575 Share on other sites More sharing options...
r32-25t Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 ^^ he wins Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/370570-post-up-ur-pickup-skillzzzz-lol/#findComment-5908587 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MBS206 Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 And the first two are fail... PS: A magician doesn't share his tricks... Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/370570-post-up-ur-pickup-skillzzzz-lol/#findComment-5908631 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SargeRX8 Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 (edited) And the first two are fail... PS: A magician doesn't share his tricks... Just wave your wand and yell open sesame. Edited July 11, 2011 by SargeRX8 Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/370570-post-up-ur-pickup-skillzzzz-lol/#findComment-5908733 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaTBoY Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKPetaIJEq8&feature=player_detailpage (not sure how to embed video, hopefully it works. if not.... try this LINKY LINKY Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/370570-post-up-ur-pickup-skillzzzz-lol/#findComment-5909245 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cannabiscorpse Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 The first conversation i had with my wife was asking her if she masturbates, in a much less classy fashion. Needless to say i was in highschool, and it took me 2 years of trying after that point to get anywhere. Probably not the greatest pick up line lol Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/370570-post-up-ur-pickup-skillzzzz-lol/#findComment-5909346 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whoneedstherapy Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 If you need them you are doing it wrong but there are a couple that re awful but funny / slapworthy "whats got lots of teeth and withholds a monster??? My fly" "whats the best thing about masturbating with these two fingers?? their mine" alternatively, buy multiple long island ice tea's and go for gold Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/370570-post-up-ur-pickup-skillzzzz-lol/#findComment-5910275 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaTBoY Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 ... I'm a pretty big deal... ... people know me... Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/370570-post-up-ur-pickup-skillzzzz-lol/#findComment-5910320 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whoneedstherapy Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 I think i might be gay... i need you to test me the only thing im good at is lick a prize I'll bet you $5 i can make your tits wobble without touching them.. *fondle* here's $5 Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/370570-post-up-ur-pickup-skillzzzz-lol/#findComment-5910457 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassbo Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 f**k me if I'm wrong, but is your name *insert the first name that pops into your head* Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/370570-post-up-ur-pickup-skillzzzz-lol/#findComment-5911315 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweety bird Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 how about hi simple but effective Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/370570-post-up-ur-pickup-skillzzzz-lol/#findComment-5911441 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whoneedstherapy Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 f**k me if I'm wrong, but is your name *insert the first name that pops into your head* Gertrude... Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/370570-post-up-ur-pickup-skillzzzz-lol/#findComment-5911451 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cannabiscorpse Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 how about hi simple but effective How are you supposed to offend them and get nothing acting like that?! Pretty sure the only people that pickup lines work for are blokes that are so good looking that females dont care how they act, therefore making them useless. We all know it just about not f**king it up, and getting em drunk lol Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/370570-post-up-ur-pickup-skillzzzz-lol/#findComment-5911500 Share on other sites More sharing options...
oweban Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 blokes that are so good looking that females dont care how they act i wanted to say AWWW YEAH but i know it's not true for me le sigh Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/370570-post-up-ur-pickup-skillzzzz-lol/#findComment-5911595 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweety bird Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 How are you supposed to offend them and get nothing acting like that?! Pretty sure the only people that pickup lines work for are blokes that are so good looking that females dont care how they act, therefore making them useless. We all know it just about not f**king it up, and getting em drunk lol lol it's so true Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/370570-post-up-ur-pickup-skillzzzz-lol/#findComment-5912012 Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke gtr Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 how about we play titanic, i can be the iceberg, and you can go down on me.... Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/370570-post-up-ur-pickup-skillzzzz-lol/#findComment-5912014 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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