Post Up Ur Pickup Skillzzzz Lol

[MattyFlynn]

I'm bored and thought I'll start a random topic to entertain us xD

So boys and girls post up ur best/funny/ stupid pickup lines that u have used lol

Here's 2 that's I've used recently lol

Chick at work ( sooo soo hot!! Leb girl! Omg xD)

I asked if she could get sum info off powerforce for me, she asked if I wanted her to write it down for me so I was like sure... As she was writing it down I slipped in "u might aswell write ur number down and I'll give u a call sum time' in a cheeky way xD

That scored me a Facebook add and later I got her number xD kinda of a success even tho it was pretty lame

Random chick in a spa ( hot too!!, this was while I was working)

I had to lock the pool area up so I asked her to leave... As she was leaving she said I had alot of keys soo I was like yea I know and hopefully ones the key to ur heart .. This was a fail but the look on her face was priceless lmfao

[levinboy]

Come sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up.

Got a laugh that's about it hahahaha

[MattyFlynn]

Lol I've never been drunk enough to say that

[Yo-Yo]

I just flash my pearly whites & my puppy dog eyes. They come flocking

[The Bogan]

"god your got big boobies"

I was drunk, she is now my missus, LOL.

[r32-25t]

^^ he wins

[MBS206]

And the first two are fail...

PS: A magician doesn't share his tricks...

[SargeRX8]

And the first two are fail...

PS: A magician doesn't share his tricks...

Just wave your wand and yell open sesame.

Edited July 11, 2011 by SargeRX8

[MaTBoY]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKPetaIJEq8&feature=player_detailpage

(not sure how to embed video, hopefully it works. if not.... try this LINKY LINKY

[cannabiscorpse]

The first conversation i had with my wife was asking her if she masturbates, in a much less classy fashion. Needless to say i was in highschool, and it took me 2 years of trying after that point to get anywhere. Probably not the greatest pick up line lol

[Whoneedstherapy]

If you need them you are doing it wrong

but there are a couple that re awful but funny / slapworthy

"whats got lots of teeth and withholds a monster??? My fly"

"whats the best thing about masturbating with these two fingers?? their mine"

alternatively, buy multiple long island ice tea's and go for gold

[MaTBoY]

... I'm a pretty big deal...

... people know me...

[Whoneedstherapy]

I think i might be gay... i need you to test me

the only thing im good at is lick a prize

I'll bet you $5 i can make your tits wobble without touching them.. *fondle* here's $5

[Cassbo]

f**k me if I'm wrong, but is your name *insert the first name that pops into your head*

[tweety bird]

how about

hi

simple but effective

[Whoneedstherapy]

f**k me if I'm wrong, but is your name *insert the first name that pops into your head*

Gertrude...

[cannabiscorpse]

how about

hi

simple but effective

How are you supposed to offend them and get nothing acting like that?!

Pretty sure the only people that pickup lines work for are blokes that are so good looking that females dont care how they act, therefore making them useless.

We all know it just about not f**king it up, and getting em drunk lol

[oweban]

blokes that are so good looking that females dont care how they act

i wanted to say AWWW YEAH but i know it's not true for me

le sigh

[tweety bird]

How are you supposed to offend them and get nothing acting like that?!

Pretty sure the only people that pickup lines work for are blokes that are so good looking that females dont care how they act, therefore making them useless.

We all know it just about not f**king it up, and getting em drunk lol

lol it's so true

[luke gtr]

how about we play titanic, i can be the iceberg, and you can go down on me....