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couple of years back id parked up on the side of the road and had some kid come over ( about 16 id say) and ask me what "stage" turbo kit i had in my R32 GTR

I told him they were just stock and that we werent in "NEED FOR SPEED"!!!!

I also noticed that the bogans loved my VX clubby, but do not appreciate the skyline at all haha

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First off you need to picture me, typical Anglo Australian, 90+ Kgs and a goatee (White as toothpaste and look meaner than your 'wanna-be' local bikie gang)

Stop at a set of lights outside of an event that had just finished, Kids (teens) everywhere.

3 little euro kids walk past the front of my care to cross the street and i hear this kid (no older than 13 y/o) "white guy should give that car to someone that would know how to drive it, WOGS FOR LIFE!!"

The most common line i get is "Do a burn out!"

lol at the kids hehe "do a burnout" "is it turbo" "does it go fast" but hey you're not exactly talking to an adult so dont be harsh, either ignore or go with it hehe. like this "yes kid its fast and it will do 400 km/h" their response would be "wow you're so cool when i grow up i want to be like you" you send them off with "stay off the streets and in school". see you've just made a difference, that kid will probably leave school the next day and become a shoplifter then take up ice and lsd while losing their virginity to an aids infested hobo or as they say these days "ganga".

couple guys at work are always asking when my car will be finished and back on the road. sometimes they hang shit and sometimes interested talking about the car as they dont know much about imports.

other day one guy comes up to me and says he has decided my car is now a piece of crap and waste of time as someone went to drifts and saw a 33 with an LS1. then explaining why would i want some turbo 6 crap when i could have a real engine put in it...

I hate it when bogan trash approach you and the follow conversation ensues:

"is it a GTR?"

"No"

"Well it's shit then."

"well what do you drive?"

"A commodore"

"is it a supercharged V8?"

"No but.."

"f**k off then"

I don't get the stigma, that unless you drive a fully hektik 600HP+ GTR, your skyline is apparently shit. But the bogan who tells you this is trying to defend their clapped out VT commodore that has an ecotec in it.

Most turbo skylines will beat most cars in the road.

Edited by Truffles

Haha i just realised i had a awesome one from this old dude at autobahn in springwood.

I have 18" CR-Kai's with out the centre caps.

Old Dude: (he points at rear wheels) hey buddy you need get down to the wreckers asap and get some hub caps your hub bearings are exposed they'll rust out.

Me: :S No they are meant to be like that

Old Dude: walks of disgusted shaking head

Had 2 different non skyline owners give nice comments about my car, with one of them owning a V8 ute :) and another whose bro owns a S13. So at least some out there do appreciate skylines.

Pulled up on thr intersection off henly beach road and west trc,

Firstly im about as wog looking as you can get for a wog!

Two kids in a vl calais,

OhhhhMaaaaahhhhGAwwwd bro thats killa ...there killla ayyy

Me and the missus absoultly pisssed our selves laughing thr whole way home!

(it was a fully hectic situation)

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girl in my grade was talking to me about my new skyline (r33 gts) :)

girl: is your car a manual

me: ofcourse, you know me i wouldnt drive an auto

girl: does that mean it makes that special sound when it changes gears? or is that not in yet.

me: thats turbos only lol

girl: ohh :( dissapointed.

me: Its called a Blow Off Valve it gets rid of backed up air pressure from turbo

girl: that sound makes me froth :P

LOL

Just moved into a new house

Neighbours from across the road

Guy: nice car you got there

Me: thanks

Guy: yeah I said to my missis the other day what a nice mecedes it was and it looks so good . But then our son said 'no dad it's a skyline ' I had to go and look at the badge before I believed him '

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