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Interesting thread. I was at a petrol station and came out to have a few people looking at the R35. They start talking to me (unfortunately) and one guy pointed to his mate's skyline, not sure what it was...some 33 or something, parked nearby and said to his mate 'try hard sports car, common as bird shit POS' then pointed to my car and said 'THAT is a REAL car my friend. You may as well drive a prelude and give up'

The sad thing is, the skyline driver did not defend himself.

It got me thinking...and I pose this question to all who own skylines (GTR or GTS or NA or whatever...makes no difference) It seems to me that there is a lot of hatred towards, not so much the car itself, but the driver of the skyline. Why is that? Why do so many people hang shit o

skyline drivers? Sure ive seen plenty of wankers in skylines BUT ive also seen wankers in many other models. Why so much loathing for the skyline guy?

dude I drive an R33 and even I hate skyline drivers.

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funniest thing right last night was at the lights and a wog in a white auto camry with red p's was sitting next too me off the lights he floors it and flasshes his hazard lights 300metres down the road... i was driving normal

so at the next lights he puts window down and was like awww bro i smoked you how couldnt you keep up and i said well i wasnt racing he is like go hard then these lights.

so off the lights floored it burnout through 1st and 2nd then absolutely left him in the dust at the next lights he goes

" woah thats fast is it turbo?"

i replied "no im on my p's, oh and also, I f**kING SMOKED YOU!"

drove off normal haha

  • 4 weeks later...

HAHA I would but 1: shes my ex

2: shes dating my best friend

3: already been there :D

1. Punch her

2. Punch him

3. Punch yourself

If anything, at least do 2.

some kid said to me the other day at school that a r35 was a nissan datsun [as far as i know thats what he said] with a 350z front end and gtr running gear and rearend

is this stupid or ignorance?

ill let you decide

[btw if i brought this back from the dead, sorry, i couldn't let it die as these things end up being soooo funny.]

Technically, It's not wrong. Not right, but its not wrong. Blame Clarkson and top gear cause they always call them Datsuns.

Datsun is Nissan.

was driving my sisters car 33 gtst purple paint n carbon fibre bonnet

and the rest looks pretty flash anyway this kid prob bout 10 walkin past

with his mum turns to her abd goes awww wow mum look at that car thats

so nice it looks like a need for speed one (lol)

his mum replies oh i very well hope your joking son

its a terrible ugly looking thing

so my reply was yeah definatley not as nice as ya rusted out

hyundai excel over there....... some people are just stupid

LSHMSFOAIDMT

oh and another classic vl drivers telling me how crap skylines are

yeah cause vls have heaps better interior and body shape and handling

lol oh wait holden had to put a jap motor in the car to make it any decent

hahahahaha

oh and another classic vl drivers telling me how crap skylines are

yeah cause vls have heaps better interior and body shape and handling

lol oh wait holden had to put a jap motor in the car to make it any decent

hahahahaha

actually holden put the motor in to meet emissions, but don't let the truth get in the way of a good flaming.....

oh and another classic vl drivers telling me how crap skylines are

yeah cause vls have heaps better interior and body shape and handling

lol oh wait holden had to put a jap motor in the car to make it any decent

hahahahaha

Come on danny we all know skylines are made in china!

Um....yeah...the posts on this thread confirmed it to me...skyline drivers are wankers. Tsk tsk.

You feel good racing your skyline and 'smoking' commodores and camrys? Wow. Hope you never end up in a 35. They should have made it even more expensive just to make sure the f**k tards don't own one.

Um....yeah...the posts on this thread confirmed it to me...skyline drivers are wankers. Tsk tsk.

You feel good racing your skyline and 'smoking' commodores and camrys? Wow. Hope you never end up in a 35. They should have made it even more expensive just to make sure the f**k tards don't own one.

i spy with my little eye something beginning with "cockhead".....

LOL

Technically, It's not wrong. Not right, but its not wrong. Blame Clarkson and top gear cause they always call them Datsuns.

Datsun is Nissan.

i understand that [i love dattos] but he was going on as if there is datsun, nissan and then nissan-datsun as if they were all different.

just clarifing

sleeperdatto

ps i cant spell

Edited by sleeperdatto

I got told i had a shit car ( i drive a 2003 V35) by some centerlink bumb walking down the street, told him my car was worth more then what he gets in a year from centerlink he hung his head in shame and walked off

I HAVE SO MANY!!:woot:

(At School)

Classmate: You have a Skyline, right?

Me: Yup, you have a car yet?

Classmate: Nah, but my sister has a R33 GTR

Friend (Has a TT Supra): Is your sister hot?

Classmate: GTFO!, Shes gonna give it to me for my birthday

Me: Mad! Cruise one day?

Classmate:No Far King Way! I'm gonna sell it!

Me: why?

Classmate: Skylines are for Hard Kunce!!!

Me: ORLLY?! So what you wanna get?

Friend: Get a Supra :D JZ POOWWAAHH

Classmate: S2000 re, Supras are SLOOOWW!!!

Friend: fag.

(After parent-teacher interviews, next day at school in VCE English Language Class)

Teacher: Your mother tells me you have a car, its a Skyline right?

Me: Yes sir, it's a work in progress at the moment though

Teacher: Does it dose?

Me: Huh?! (Really Shocked tbh)

Teacher: Do you dose it up bro..ssssuuu tu tu tu! (attempts sound of compressor surge)

Me: *face palm*

(Talking to mates in homeroom)

Mate: thinking of getting an atmo bov for my evo 5

Me: Careful buddy, they are cop magnets

Mate 2: (Has a VL) Don't you have one on your Skyline?

Me: Yeah but its not installed yet, looking for a recirc adaptor

Teacher: *interupts* You boys are the fast and furious bunch aeeeyy? You kids and your Skylines, making ya dophin noises at traffic lights

Me, Mate, Mate 2: *FACE PALM*

wow. Thats quite a read :geek:

My favourite was how quick people in crap rusted old cars would like to suddenly write my car off because it was tiptronic, I'm pretty sure if they had a choice they'd pick it over their Excel, Laser, VN, EF...etc etc

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