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  1. Ditch the NA and go the VG30DETT
  2. I've heard the same thing about the Jap cats as abo bob Good but expensive.
  3. I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men & women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words "I do." FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed dept. store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewelry dept. where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier". I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT???!!!" I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for awhile.. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
  4. Hi Steve - In the above , are the Garrett and HKS turbos the same price ?
  5. Man walks into a bar Bartender goes "G'Day Fatz" Fatz goes "Orange Juice Thanks Fatz sits down, the bartender asks Fatz "Why the glum face Fatz?" Fatz says "Kel banned me from climbing balconies" Then Duncan comes into the bar with the megaphone blasting ......
  6. Now that is a sexy looking car - the photo before the girl in pink - is that what Brett looks like ?? I'm confused
  7. I'm happy to volunteer my car - take the HKS GT3040 off - put teh garret GT3040 on - no other changes - see what happens. Thing is - I don't want to pay for any of that ........ Come on supply chain - who is up for it ?
  8. Here's one. Man walks into a bar Bartender goes "G'Day Fatz" That is all
  9. No - you have to work it out yourself like the rest of us You need to donate to use points so if you have - all good
  10. Dude - it needs to go straight up - looks like you are squirting steam onto your windshield or something Great Pics are usuall Andrew - love the one of MADLS1 and GTR700 doing a burnout Good work
  11. Oh Well................ merli sucks
  12. I'll have a Coopers thanks ... Are the points on again ??? ha ha ha
  13. I just ordered solid rear cradle spacers What's a good HICAS disablement kit ?? Need better suspension now - thinking of the full whiteline kit. - Gotta save more $$..
  14. I now know why I ran such crap times - I left the radio antenna up - too much wind resistance :
  15. There's a silver replica going around too. Merli - what was your TS ?
  16. Chris - on your suspension setup ?? Are you running pineapples ?? Solid rear cradle bushes ? HICAS ??
  17. OK - cool Dan you're a toolbox.
  18. Yeah - Doctors R32 looked hot with those ford rims. Do it Shell
  19. I did the same on one of my runs and ran a 15.1 cause I took it out of 5th and stuffed around trying to get in 3rd... The car and driver are both FREAKS I tells ya. Seriously Chris - Farking awesome effort dude
  20. Discount on Dyno runs and tuning @ 30 PSI ??
  21. PM To Duncan, Majanal, Aroura, Shell Or look at their sigs - Or do a search in the NSW section Welcome to SAU
  22. Right - so just to get this straight - EC is Sunday right ?
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