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parking officers just stare at your car for 2 hours straight in the parking lot.

when you come to renew your parking ticket (so you dont have to pay for the non-free time), they pounce and fine you.

i feel like slapping them silly.!!!! :P

When your missus says "you love that F$%ken car more than me"! (prob been said already)

, and when you return to the car after shopping and think to yourself " what a sexy f$%ken machine"! ( it still excites me to this day).

You know you own a Skyline when you spend 30mins checking vacuum lines before you go for a cruise.

....When the copper that lives in your street warns you that there is a blitz on the weekend.

....When you add up how much you have spent and think fark....then pass out...:)

....When your Dad take your mum for a drive in your Skyline and she gets out and goes "what the f**k do you want a car that fast for?"

...When you smile at what she just said and say "Its only on low boost"

....When the first thing people say when they hop in the car for the first time is "WTF is that?" (PFC commander)

....When people scoff when you say its only a 2.5L till they come for a thrash.

Edited by zebra

You know you drive a Skyline when your undies are worn and tattered and cant be f**ked buying new ones coz all your money is being spent replacing things that dont need replacing on the Skyline!

your girlfiend complains about sore boobs from bouncing around due to stupidly hard coilovers

in a carpark u park about 30cms away from a brick wall on the drivers side, then climb over and get out the passenger side (to reduce to risk of dents/scratches

parking officers just stare at your car for 2 hours straight in the parking lot.

when you come to renew your parking ticket (so you dont have to pay for the non-free time), they pounce and fine you.

i feel like slapping them silly.!!!! :)

haha, i parked in a 1hr zone, came back to car and saw chalk on the tyres. Moved car to second level of carpark and wiped off chalk. Come back to car and fine on window :)

If i had a regular common car he wouldnt remember it from the previous hour where he marked my tyre :P

You go through money like a drug habbit-Guilty

Hate telling your missus whats inside the express post box every month or so-Guilty

Driving past buildings with windows just to see how damn nice your car is-Guilty

Makes turbo spool and blow off noise from time to time-Guilty

Looks at other cars on the road saying "Id smash that,id smash that too,and that-Guilty

Drives the 4 cylinder shit box more that the skyline-Guilty

When walking around corners,pretends to clutch kick and drifts around the corner-Guilty

Thinks every noise and clunk i hear when driving i think its worse that it really is-Guilty

Sometimes takes the long way home because i think someone is following me-Guilty(but you cant be too careful these days)

When people ask how much ive spent on my car i say "see your car? I could buy it twice"

Cant look a copper in the eye-Guilty

Clutch the car going past an RBT-Guilty

EDIT:When my gf say "Why dont you spend as much money on me?" I say "When you pull as hard as the skyline does i might consider it"

If i hear something late at night ill run through the house to the garage and turn the light on-Guilty

Other people look at you while driving and think you are a hoodlum (Only the skyline owners who are not apart of the SAU family are hoodlums)

When your dad now knows your car as "The Star Ship Enterprise"..."Warp speed Mr Sulu"

There is a wallpaper of your turbo on your phone-Guilty

Your GF now knows what "lag" is

Go to Japan to buy cheap parts-Guilty

Can pick the note of a RB-Guilty

- when SAPOL spends more time under your bonnet than you do.

- get more defects than you get petrol.

- you see more cops in your skyline than when you were driving the 4 banger work horse ten minutes earlier.

- you drive through a car park in 1st gear at 4000rpm just to hear the sweet sound R n B, i mean rb.

- you drive through a car park and every third car you drive pass you'll set the alarm off from the burble of the rb.

- you boost it through a car park to get the flutter sound as you drive past people.

EDIT: These aren't funny but true, for some unfortunate people out there.

Lately it seems....

- you see your drive way empty.

- you constantly check your thread titled: My skyline stolen.

- you see someone else boosting off in your skyline.

Edited by RB25DETC33

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