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MattyFlynn

By MattyFlynn,
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MattyFlynn

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I'm bored and thought I'll start a random topic to entertain us xD

So boys and girls post up ur best/funny/ stupid pickup lines that u have used lol

Here's 2 that's I've used recently lol

Chick at work ( sooo soo hot!! Leb girl! Omg xD)

I asked if she could get sum info off powerforce for me, she asked if I wanted her to write it down for me so I was like sure... As she was writing it down I slipped in "u might aswell write ur number down and I'll give u a call sum time' in a cheeky way xD

That scored me a Facebook add and later I got her number xD kinda of a success even tho it was pretty lame

Random chick in a spa ( hot too!!, this was while I was working)

I had to lock the pool area up so I asked her to leave... As she was leaving she said I had alot of keys soo I was like yea I know and hopefully ones the key to ur heart ;).. This was a fail but the look on her face was priceless lmfao

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The first conversation i had with my wife was asking her if she masturbates, in a much less classy fashion. Needless to say i was in highschool, and it took me 2 years of trying after that point to get anywhere. Probably not the greatest pick up line lol

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Whoneedstherapy

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If you need them you are doing it wrong

but there are a couple that re awful but funny / slapworthy

"whats got lots of teeth and withholds a monster??? My fly"

"whats the best thing about masturbating with these two fingers?? their mine"

alternatively, buy multiple long island ice tea's and go for gold

Whoneedstherapy Veteran

Whoneedstherapy

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I think i might be gay... i need you to test me

the only thing im good at is lick a prize

I'll bet you $5 i can make your tits wobble without touching them.. *fondle* here's $5

cannabiscorpse Mentor

cannabiscorpse

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how about

hi

simple but effective :yes:

How are you supposed to offend them and get nothing acting like that?!

Pretty sure the only people that pickup lines work for are blokes that are so good looking that females dont care how they act, therefore making them useless.

We all know it just about not f**king it up, and getting em drunk lol

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How are you supposed to offend them and get nothing acting like that?!

Pretty sure the only people that pickup lines work for are blokes that are so good looking that females dont care how they act, therefore making them useless.

We all know it just about not f**king it up, and getting em drunk lol

lol it's so true

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