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1) buy pulsar/micra

2) sell skyline

3) profit

Don't you mean:

1) buy pulsar/micra

2) sell skyline

3) buy handbag and bra

4) wear bra and carry belongings in handbag

3) poo sex with other guys

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Don't you mean:

1) buy pulsar/micra

2) sell skyline

3) buy handbag and bra

4) wear bra and carry belongings in handbag

3) poo sex with other guys

Pretty reasonable.

he knows.

fwd turbo all day.,

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He knows? Maybe he does........ refer to below:

Don't you mean:

1) buy pulsar/micra

2) sell skyline

3) buy handbag and bra

4) wear bra and carry belongings in handbag

3) poo sex with other guys

thats a bit harsh. yours is nice...

hahaha haven't seen that one before, but might have to destroy this page before any Ford people see it.......

Oh yeah? Well, Micra stands for.... Maybe I Can Rape Apes. f**k you.

:P :P

hahaha haven't seen that one before, but might have to destroy this page before any Ford people see it.......

Oh yeah? Well, Micra stands for.... Maybe I Can Rape Apes. f**k you.

:P :P

I see Ford salesman lurking right now :P

Figured out what im doing with my tax return...

Sportsbet has a bet for the 2nd coming of jesus. He has to return by 28/08/15 and has to be proven to be jesus. Pays $501 dollars. Decent payout

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Hahahaha ok, you win :cheers:

Figured out what im doing with my tax return...

Sportsbet has a bet for the 2nd coming of jesus. He has to return by 28/08/15 and has to be proven to be jesus. Pays $501 dollars. Decent payout

What?!?!

lol so if you throw down $50, and Jesus rocks up within a year and says "Sup, I'm jesus" and it's proven not to just be a homeless guy on meth... You get $25k in the bank?

You can be the Jesus.

All you need is some plants, bed sheets, some wood and some nails.

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