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Hi, thought I'd share a funny story my wife told me about my 4 year old boy:

Scene:

My wife, daughter and boy, travelling home on the bus. Sitting behind the wife and kids are two teenage lads and a girl talking about being able to drive a Celica in a few weeks when they get a licence.

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My boy to wife: "That's not a very good car mum"

Teenager to wife: "What did he just say ?"

wife: "Oh, nothing"

My boy to Teenager: "I said thats not a very good car, not as good as a WRX or GTR"

Teenager: "WHAT !!!"

My boy: "David's WRX and 'Buffy' my dad's GTR is heaps better"

Teenager (in disbelief) "WHAT !!, do you think you know something about cars ?"

My boy:" Well on Mt.Akina when doing the downhill..." (tells an Inital D story)

Teenager "WHAT !!, is he talking about Initial D now ?"

wife: "yea, he watches it with his dad"

Teenage Girl: "He's cute"

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That's my little guy, write you off, and steal your women :(

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Hi, thought I'd share a funny story my wife told me about my 4 year old boy:

Scene:

My wife, daughter and boy, travelling home on the bus. Sitting behind the wife and kids are two teenage lads and a girl talking about being able to drive a Celica in a few weeks when they get a licence.

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My boy to wife: "That's not a very good car mum"

Teenager to wife: "What did he just say ?"

wife: "Oh, nothing"

My boy to Teenager: "I said thats not a very good car, not as good as a WRX or GTR"

Teenager: "WHAT !!!"

My boy: "David's WRX and 'Buffy' my dad's GTR is heaps better"

Teenager (in disbelief) "WHAT !!, do you think you know something about cars ?"

My boy:" Well on Mt.Akina when doing the downhill..." (tells an Inital D story)

Teenager "WHAT !!, is he talking about Initial D now ?"

wife: "yea, he watches it with his dad"

Teenage Girl: "He's cute"

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That's my little guy, write you off, and steal your women :D

hahahahaha I think I meet your self & your little son & daughter at the "All Star" dyno day back in april, hes a cute little feller & could tell us every car that was put onto the dyno :P bar one that was a Chaser.

Funny when your little feller can pwn some teenager & shut him up :lol:

Arhhhh if only we were all 4 again.... the amount of chick you'd pull....

But you get so much you dont know what to do with them all.

And then when you do ask one to go out with you,you get a sob story of how they are to old for you,Or here's another one i got.I cant wait untill you grow up.Or i wish you were my age i would go out with you in a heartbeat.I was about 8 when this all started to happen.Lol

Allways looking for a shoulder to cry on.

Back on topic.Thats gold! Shitty celica's! :)

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