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Cake Mentor

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electrify it. or replace ur wiper blades with razor blades.

hmm reminds me, when i was in malaysia, so many cars park with their wipers erected, like when u lift it up to change blades etc... any1 know why? :)

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The best way to stop this happening is as follows;

Get one of Osamas mates to wire up a bomb to the car so that when they lift the blade it sets the bomb off. This way it will never happen again and you also catch the bastard who keeps doing it. That would make him think twice ah ah ah?

Only one problem though.........................it might take a little cut and polish to bring your paint back to normal. Oh well nothing a bit of elbow grease cant get out.

Geez theres no end to my great ideas is there

R31Nismoid Grand Master

R31Nismoid

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Originally posted by a5h

dru has the right idea, esp if u have tinted windows hide in the back

LOL thenbe ready to fly outta the car.

put the wind right up 'em it would.

I do it between mates as a joke, just to stir the sh*t pot i guess. It's funny when one person walks into a party with all the boyz after a few drinks and goes... righto. which one of you fuc*ers was it this time lol

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ramo_aKa_andrew

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Originally posted by b005t

electrify it. or replace ur wiper blades with razor blades.

hmm reminds me, when i was in malaysia, so many cars park with their wipers erected, like when u lift it up to change blades etc... any1 know why? :P

Yes i know why. It's because of the heat and when u leave it not erected if sticks to the winscreen and when u wanna use ya cant! coz it stuck or sumthin like that.......

unwritten law Proficient

unwritten law

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yeh me and my mates used do it a bit, like when were out driving about, we would pull up at the lights and someone would jump out and pull up another mates wipers. You would have to time it to do it just before the light turns green then he has to drive off with his wipers off looking like a fool

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