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Mavric Grand Master

Mavric

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Rant Begins!!!! :):thumbsup:

We'll after a nice quiet night at home watching TV and about to go to sleep my retarded Neighbor decides to go on his typical angry rant after drinking too much that he cant handle and light his Backyard bon fire.

I'm tipping he did this by pouring an ass load of Petrol in and lighting it as it shook the living Shit out of my place and sounded and felt like a bomb going off!!!!!

What kind of TOSSER!!!! Lights a fire with petrol at bloody 1245 in the morning!!!!!!!!! :):rant:

Anyway I contemplated calling the cops as I'm sick of his retarded actions especially after him telling me off for an exhaust being too loud at 9pm and it waking up his 3 yo.... but the consequences of that would not be worth it as hes just a complete mental case!!!!!!

Anyway with some luck he will blow himself up next time!!!

RANT OVER!!!

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paulr33 Grand Master

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does he happen to have a trailer out the front? if he does flog it.

we did that to some neighbours in our street, and we walked it into the local creek one sat night when we were drinking back in our 'teens days. was funny as

Mavric Grand Master

Mavric

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does he happen to have a trailer out the front? if he does flog it.

we did that to some neighbours in our street, and we walked it into the local creek one sat night when we were drinking back in our 'teens days. was funny as

Na no trailer, :)

hes only got useless crap out front turning the place into a complete shit hole!!!!

So "moving" it would be a favor to him...

abu Grand Master

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Im 9 beers into the wind. Come pick me up. I will give him hell. Provided he isnt a cousin of mine or something. in which case i will turn on you and tell hom what you think of him. I may actually hold you while he unloads on you :)

LOL

Yeah should get an SAU VIC club member meet happening down there break his shit!

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Kaz200 Grand Master

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check the council laws/bylaws for your area.. its probably against them... in this area you can't burnoff anything (without a permit) unless you are cooking food basically.. our cnut neighbours smoke out our entire house & backyard and send cinders over the fence when they burn off branches etc.. they cook tomatoes at the same time so they can get away with it..

We all got bronchitis the last time they smoked out the house, caus all the windows were open :)

Anyway you can ring the burnoff notification line through the council and they will probably call the fire brigade..

Perhaps something to keep in mind for next time.

You might fear repercussions from reporting him but its better than coming home to a burnt down house etc.

...I freakin hate those pricks.. our other neighbours are lovely and considerate like us.

W0rp3D Grand Master

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wait till a day when no one is home and it is about to rain then get up on his roof and remove a few tiles from random places that are not easily seen from the ground (maybe down the sides along the fence line) by the time he realises where the water is coming from it would be too late, the plaster would be flooded and hopefully collapse and with any luck he will move out for a little while whilst it gets fixed, some peace for a while.

And if you want to keep him out longer, whilst they are repairing it and nobody is home steal his oven and hot water system, will take even longer to replace, in fact just go all the way and burn the f**king house down!

These are all the things i thought of for my neighbours when they spat it because my exhaust was to loud and apparently i was a dangerous driver, as opposed to the bitches brother who use to do drift circles around the court in his 180sx, did get a good laugh out of the wank stain hitting the gutter on numerous occasions whilst doing basic drift circles.

saff_cossie Grand Master

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Sorry to hear dude and have seen them for myself so know what you mean. I don't think he will have any eyebrows left this morning anyway after using petrol!

Random stuff is funny but make sure you don't get caught as he seems a bit of a nut.

Talking of random, I switched a couple of keys on a workmate's keyboard on Friday after some drunken ideas from work colleagues on Thursday night. The results are very funny! Just don't do it with a touch typer, has to be a one or two fingered one :)

AGE Veteran

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I'd call the Terrorist hotline and dob his arse in.... you can't be too carefull these days. :):thumbsup:

(in a panicky voice)

"Hello Terrorist hotline, there was just a big explosion next door to my house, i think the neighbours are up to something and testing some kind of chemicals, as i can smell something weird"

Remember Mav, Be alert....not alarmed :)

Mavric Grand Master

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I'd call the Terrorist hotline and dob his arse in.... you can't be too carefull these days. :unsure::P

(in a panicky voice)

"Hello Terrorist hotline, there was just a big explosion next door to my house, i think the neighbours are up to something and testing some kind of chemicals, as i can smell something weird"

Remember Mav, Be alert....not alarmed ;)

hahaha team yellow thinks alike this was actually my first thought!!!!

With any luck he'll do it again tonight and its game on!!!!

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Yeah I second R31Nismoid, do the old turd in a burning paper bag trick, bang on the fcukers door and watch him try and stomp out the flaming turd.... :unsure:

if you post up his address im sure a few of us Skyline heads would play a few tricks on him in succession hehehehe, if your lucky he might cop a horse head on his front door :P

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