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How To Pick Up Bitches In Japan

funkymonkey

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Beer Baron Grand Master

Beer Baron

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you want to know how to get bitches in japan? i just turn up to that ma-fker and open things up with a big KONICHIWA BITCHES! never fails.

does he have some kind of lazy eye problem?

the only good bit was. "when asking japanese people what they like they might be embarrassed as all they like is beer and video games." and he says. that's good. ask them if they like beer and video games. and when he says "some might say their hobby is sleep" sounds plausible from what I've seen in japan, many practice the sport of sleep walking, sleep standing and sleeping in macdonalds.

I couldn't bare to watch it all. just skipped through a few bits to see if it got good. it didn't :D

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Birds Grand Master

Birds

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hes like a super friggen lame version of the AVGN

Hahaha god I love AVGN. Yet to watch a vid that hasn't made me laugh. Such a good point about the up button used in fatalities!

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Iron Chef Grand Master

Iron Chef

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It didn't even bother opening it...

I can't stand it when people with no social skills or self esteem head to Japan, get told they're "kakoii" a couple of times by gaijin-loving girls, and suddenly think they're the centre of the universe.

Edited by Iron Chef

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