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me and my mate had just came outta a maccas drive thru having a random convo, driving back thru the carpart a chick and her b/f crossed the road then shouted (to friends i guess??) "what are you waiting for", my mate who had been in a convo with me quickly poped his head out the window and yelled "headjobs!" he popped his head back in and resumed talking after a bit of a laff. the b/f didnt look very impressed :)

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Being a "P" Plater myself i have heard a fair bit, mostly from commie drivers, and supprisingly fairly often its chicks in commies that think there cars are sooooo good, i dont race often coz i cant afford to lose my lisence (or my baby) but when i do i usually dont bother with commies unless they really need a lesson in hair dryer power, the other thing i notice alot is if u beat a commie and then drive on a bit, they will get up 2 about 120km/h and rocket past like they are proving something, personally i think the only thing they are proving is that 120 is their vehicles top speed

when i went to work in s15 which was kitted and very loud the parking attedant came out and asking about the car .......her said something like how fast does it go i told him the1/4 i did etc and he look confused , he put his head inside the car and saw the changed nismo dash and saw 320km max speed and he went my friend gtr only goes up to 180km your car must be fast, i just smiled at him

later i find outr he takes the bus

The funniest thing that has been said to me (more so written to me) was a little note popped on my windshield from our next door neighbour. It went something along the lines how my car was too loud and that it sounded like a truck everytime I came back at night. Pfft!! She was always trouble anyway, my car isn't THAT loud!! :)

bah i get heaps off comonwhore drivers coming home on the great western a guy in a ss pulls up and and we race i left him for dead

i stop at the set of lights and look at him he goes yeh but lets see that thing towing a caravan i just laughed at him

and another time a guy in a s13 pulls up to me at a set of lights he says nice car petty theres to much of em around i just replied yeh s13 are pretty rear as well ay he just shut up and drove off :wassup:

...I was hammered with "buy a shitbox first so if you crash it.. etc etc"

But i came to the conclusion that if i buy a shitbox.. thats exacly how ill treat it.. like shyt

I wanted to buy something i respect, love and admire as my car.

I got that, and look after it better than i do myself hehe...

I've got to agree with you there; quite a few people have told me to buy some sh*tbox car and that'll I'll crash a Skyline. But, like you've said: I'd treat a sh*tbox like sh*t. With a Skyline, I'd treat it like a god. Unfortunately, people don't see that and just think: 16yo + Skyline = crash. Which, I suppose (sadly enough) is resonable considering the idiots on the roads now-days.

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And, seriously, this thread is pure gold.

I was at Motorvation (Sunday the 18th), and the commentators were trying to see who had the loudest fans - there were shouts of "Holden".. "Ford" ... "Holden" etc.. until there was a slight lull in the audience. Some quick-witted bogan promptly yelled out "F*ck the Ford fans." Damn that was funny.

I've had some cool shit yelled at me at the lights:

Whats that thing on your dash? is it a tv???

Farkk, does it play dvds???

Nice, how much did u pay for that?

I also had a pulsar SSS try and take me yesterday, that was fun to watch :)

Iv got a stockish looking vs commodore but have droped a rb25det in it.

Done some mods and have beatten alot of trafic light heros , usely its " WHAT THE FU#K"

vs clubsport: "whats in that" me: "I dont know its my mums car" works well when he was trying to impress the girls in the back.

some guy in a car park: "whats in that " me: " 4 seats and a steering wheel"

vy ss after he caught up: " ecotec my ass"

"whats in that" after killing a vs ss with a only milk and jucie come in to liters, me:

"harf a liter of milk 2 ltr's of Oj, " he smiled and i got the fealing he was going to take the sticker off.

Man theres so many i have heaps of fun :D

lol this post is pretty funni i have to admit hahahah

ummmmmm i was once parked in the city outside the entertainment centre..jus waitin for my friend rite...and then a whole bunch of 16?17?year tourist walk up to my car and yell "mad car mate, rev it hard" and "very very nice man.." and another "omg its a skyline"

and then they cross the road and the most funny shit happened to me..lol "they get out there camera and yelled "SMILE" and i was on the fone and jus gave them a big V and a smile lOL...afta dat i was like WTF jus happeneD ? lol this was like a few weeks afta i got my skyline as well and i was like wow...this car attracts attention lol..

and i get a lot of "how much it cost", "wow nice car man" when im at the drive through at macca's or kfc...

But seriously, i think skylines is one of the most noticible cars there is, like EVERYONE turns aroudn when you drive past.......it attracts so much attention, i cant believe it...........

LOL u guys cracked me up! I've had a few males inparticular ask if my R33 is my dads car...lol az sif.. though dad looks beta when he's speeding.. pulls the wrinkles back lol

last week i had 2 p platers perving at the car or my clevage... either one ... and actually ran off the freeway into a tree... i felt sorry for them so i chucked a u turn and went to their aid... car f**ked but they ok.. they had the reddest face and they were so embarrassed they wouldn't even take my offer up of a lift.. lol another time i have a vr stock 6 commode hounding for a sprint.. i LOL as u do ... my come back "i've already peeled ya paint and we aint moved yet!" he's come back " what?" lol f**ken knob jockeys.. and the usual question from unaware petrol heads... " does it go fast? " oh & i have a rather loud stereo.. dad's question " does the stereo make is go faster?! "

keep it up guys this is funny sh*t ( . )( . )

I had a car full of kids pull up next to us last night (my fiancee was driving.... very slowly as usual :) ) - they were asking if it drifted, they also asked us to do a burnout... and they didn't stop asking that even tho i told 'em it was 4WD... anyhoo.. bec gave it a little squirt from the lights, they were overjoyed! :)

Christian

I stopped at an intersection in the middle of the night. There were about 6 council workers about to dig up the road. The had closed up the road and set up a detour. I asked them if it was ok to drive over their close up section.

They said I'd be the last one for the whole night and I could only drive over it if I 'drifted over' it in my fully sick GT-R (yeah right).

So I punched it into 1st, dropped the clutch and slid the car sidesways thru their closed off intersection.

I could see the guys in the rear vision mirror giving me the thumbs up thru the tyre smoke.

Hey it was a closed road!

T.

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