Unnzud Whoretown 1.0

[DRD-00F]

Australia and New Zealand are crucial players in the contemporary sheep industry, and sheep are an iconic part of both countries' culture and economy. New Zealand has the highest density of sheep per capita (sheep outnumber the human population 12 to 1), and Australia is the world's indisputably largest exporter of sheep and cattle.[89] In 2007, New Zealand even declared 15 February their official National Lamb Day to celebrate the country's history of sheep production.[90]

Is the 15th of feb kinda like your take on valentines day?

[sleepr]

says it all don it aussies, All thats missing is the billibong

Although i hear lanoline is good for the balls ehh cobber LOL

[BoyWhoCriedWolf]

aahhh yes, the NZ bull ride. Popular at your pubs so I hear.

[Lithium]

^ I think you'll find that pic is in Australia....

[gotRICE?]

NZ themed costume party?

[Lithium]

But it looks like Jesus in the background!!

Oh wait.... nm...

[Lithium]

PS, f'en ROFL at the banner ads

[Birds]

Hi Merinos!

[mad082]

hey to all the NZ guys, and BAAAAAAA to all the NZ women in here

[BoyWhoCriedWolf]

such a sheep magnet marco

[Mohsen]

haha 2 days ago, two kiwis came into our shop. since we sell industrial kitchen equipment, we usually get people coming in to open takeaways.

kiwi 1: hi there. were after some equipment to open a erm (kiwi2 starts grinning) fush n chup shop..

me: umm... okay. come right thru.

so i start showing them around thinking, are these guys serious or are they f**king with me!

me: so equipment different in nz?

kiwi2: ahh so you picked up the accent hey!

me: yeahh i didnt know if you were serious or..

kiwi 2: takin the piss! nuh bro were serious..

bla bla

they got a 5 digit quote and continued on their search for other shit.

very awkward moment at the start though

[GTR-N1]

Australia and New Zealand are crucial players in the contemporary sheep industry, and sheep are an iconic part of both countries' culture and economy. New Zealand has the highest density of sheep per capita (sheep outnumber the human population 12 to 1), and Australia is the world's indisputably largest exporter of sheep and cattle.[89] In 2007, New Zealand even declared 15 February their official National Lamb Day to celebrate the country's history of sheep production.[90]

Is the 15th of feb kinda like your take on valentines day?

...somehow, i don't think your post (pandora's box) has helped NZ/Aust relations lol

[gotRICE?]

Its jsut the same old joke all the time.

Its boring, hence why no NZ'er really cares about the "Sheep" joke anymore.

Think up something new to get on our wicks I can take it, i quite enjoy it haha.

[BoyWhoCriedWolf]

So are there any running jokes about Aussies or Australia?

Stick them up and Ill print them out and put them up at Centrelink, where all your countrymen hang out.

[gotRICE?]

Nothing off the top of my head tbh.. probably something along the lines of XXXX, and mate mate mate mate mate mate.

Eh Bro

Edited January 31, 2010 by gotRICE?

[BoyWhoCriedWolf]

Well I just saw one on teh telly. It was our esteemed treasurer, Wayne Swan.

[Lithium]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convicts_in_Australia

Thats why all the best Australians are Kiwis

[(OO)SKYLINE(OO)]

Oops... thought I was in the other thread!

Damn!

We need more of this!

Giggidy!

[inark]

yawn... ive been in this country for over 14 years... the sheep jokes just get better and better, its pretty much the simplest way for aussies to put together a coherent sentence.

just like they never get sick of convict and kangaroo jokes... ie. why do aussies hunt kangaroos? cause skippy talks... yeah im fresh off the boat alright, but my boat didn't have iron bars for windows and doors like yours... etc etc

all in all they're not too bad though.

[funkymonkey]

yawn... ive been in this country for over 14 years... the sheep jokes just get better and better, its pretty much the simplest way for aussies to put together a coherent sentence.

STFU you're cambodian!