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Australia and New Zealand are crucial players in the contemporary sheep industry, and sheep are an iconic part of both countries' culture and economy. New Zealand has the highest density of sheep per capita (sheep outnumber the human population 12 to 1), and Australia is the world's indisputably largest exporter of sheep and cattle.[89] In 2007, New Zealand even declared 15 February their official National Lamb Day to celebrate the country's history of sheep production.[90]

Is the 15th of feb kinda like your take on valentines day? :(

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haha 2 days ago, two kiwis came into our shop. since we sell industrial kitchen equipment, we usually get people coming in to open takeaways.

kiwi 1: hi there. were after some equipment to open a erm (kiwi2 starts grinning) fush n chup shop..

me: umm... okay. come right thru.

so i start showing them around thinking, are these guys serious or are they f**king with me!

me: so equipment different in nz?

kiwi2: ahh so you picked up the accent hey!

me: yeahh i didnt know if you were serious or..

kiwi 2: takin the piss! nuh bro were serious..

bla bla

they got a 5 digit quote and continued on their search for other shit.

very awkward moment at the start though

Australia and New Zealand are crucial players in the contemporary sheep industry, and sheep are an iconic part of both countries' culture and economy. New Zealand has the highest density of sheep per capita (sheep outnumber the human population 12 to 1), and Australia is the world's indisputably largest exporter of sheep and cattle.[89] In 2007, New Zealand even declared 15 February their official National Lamb Day to celebrate the country's history of sheep production.[90]

Is the 15th of feb kinda like your take on valentines day? :thumbsup:

...somehow, i don't think your post (pandora's box) has helped NZ/Aust relations lol

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yawn... ive been in this country for over 14 years... the sheep jokes just get better and better, its pretty much the simplest way for aussies to put together a coherent sentence.

just like they never get sick of convict and kangaroo jokes... ie. why do aussies hunt kangaroos? cause skippy talks... yeah im fresh off the boat alright, but my boat didn't have iron bars for windows and doors like yours... etc etc

all in all they're not too bad though.

yawn... ive been in this country for over 14 years... the sheep jokes just get better and better, its pretty much the simplest way for aussies to put together a coherent sentence.

STFU you're cambodian!

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