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Mohsen, is your penis working or has it been chopped off for your crime of not going to brothel near your work?

Serious question.

lol its all working, i just dont feel like i need to go to a brothel.. the only brothels i would consider would be those 1000 a night ones, with models for hookers..

who cares about that gap!

Edited by Mohsen

These hookers are model hopefuls to begin with...

yeahh nah

>joke-aussie salesman

> AUSTRALIAN APPROACH

>

> A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job.

>

> The manager asked 'Do you have any sales experience?'

>

> The young man answered 'Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Dubbo.'

>

> The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job.

>

> His first day was challenging and busy, but he got through it.

>

> After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked, 'OK, so how

> many sales did

> you make today?'

>

>

> The Aussie said 'One!'

>

>

> The manager groaned and continued, 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 or

> 30 sales a day.

>

>

> How much was the sale for?'

> '£124,237.64p.'

>

> The manager choked and exclaimed £124,237.64!! What the hell did you sell

> him?'

>

> 'Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook and then

> I sold him a new fishing

> rod.'

>

>

> 'Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast,

> so I told him he

> would need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him

> that twin-engine Power

> Cat.'

>

>

>

> 'Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him

> down to car sales and I

> sold him the 4 x4

>

>

> The manager, incredulous, said, 'You mean to tell me...a guy came in here to

> buy a fish hook and

> you sold him a boat and a 4x4?'

>

> 'No, no, no... he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his lady friend

> and I said...

>

>

> 'Well, since your weekend's buggered, you might as well go fishing.'

Maybe it's the beer talking, but you've got a butt that won't quit. They got these big chewy pretzels here... theo janstargym ...Five follars??!!!? get outta here....

:rofl:

homer wins

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