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I was watching some clips on U-Tube this morning that my partner had left open for me to have a look at, and it was called "How to get out of a speeding fine" (

) and it got me thinking How have you got out of a ticket?

My most shamed attempt of getting out a ticket was being pulled over in my BMW for having a cracked break/tail light lens (not only was it cracked it would collect condensation in there that lead to there being water sloshing around in there) my break light was also frequently out because like most other things on the car it was falling apart, I can't remember if my break light was out at the time (In the end we fixed it was a cable tie and a length of gal wire) so this it how it went

Officer: Evening Miss, are you aware you have a crack in your tail light? *Officer pulls out a fine pad*

Me: Do I? *Playing dumb and looking shocked* Oh, No Officer I didn't. Do you mind if I hop out and have a look?

Officer: That's fine,it's the drivers side

*Walks to back of car* *Opens boot* *Leans into boot and plays with some wires* By this stage I knew the cop had taken the bait was staring at my arse *closes boot and returns to car*

Officer: I suppose I can let you go with a warning this time but make sure you get it fixed.

Me: Yeah sure Officer. Bye

I have also shamelessly told a cop that he's blue uniform went excellent with his eyes, and asked another officer if he works out. I only have 2 points left so I got excellent at kissing arse when I was driving that car

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That wasn't suppose to sound like me boasting about getting out of a ticket, I was actually asking if anyone else had got out of tickets. That video on You-Tube just got me thinking about some of the odd ways people get out of tickets

I was watching some clips on U-Tube this morning that my partner had left open for me to have a look at, and it was called "How to get out of a speeding fine" (
) and it got me thinking How have you got out of a ticket?

My most shamed attempt of getting out a ticket was being pulled over in my BMW for having a cracked break/tail light lens (not only was it cracked it would collect condensation in there that lead to there being water sloshing around in there) my break light was also frequently out because like most other things on the car it was falling apart, I can't remember if my break light was out at the time (In the end we fixed it was a cable tie and a length of gal wire) so this it how it went

Officer: Evening Miss, are you aware you have a crack in your tail light? *Officer pulls out a fine pad*

Me: Do I? *Playing dumb and looking shocked* Oh, No Officer I didn't. Do you mind if I hop out and have a look?

Officer: That's fine,it's the drivers side

*Walks to back of car* *Opens boot* *Leans into boot and plays with some wires* By this stage I knew the cop had taken the bait was staring at my arse *closes boot and returns to car*

Officer: I suppose I can let you go with a warning this time but make sure you get it fixed.

Me: Yeah sure Officer. Bye

I have also shamelessly told a cop that he's blue uniform went excellent with his eyes, and asked another officer if he works out. I only have 2 points left so I got excellent at kissing arse when I was driving that car

I dont quite understand the situation, would help if you reinacted the event and posted step by step pics.........

I was watching some clips on U-Tube this morning that my partner had left open for me to have a look at, and it was called "How to get out of a speeding fine" (
) and it got me thinking How have you got out of a ticket?

My most shamed attempt of getting out a ticket was being pulled over in my BMW for having a cracked break/tail light lens (not only was it cracked it would collect condensation in there that lead to there being water sloshing around in there) my break light was also frequently out because like most other things on the car it was falling apart, I can't remember if my break light was out at the time (In the end we fixed it was a cable tie and a length of gal wire) so this it how it went

Officer: Evening Miss, are you aware you have a crack in your tail light? *Officer pulls out a fine pad*

Me: Do I? *Playing dumb and looking shocked* Oh, No Officer I didn't. Do you mind if I hop out and have a look?

Officer: That's fine,it's the drivers side

*Walks to back of car* *Opens boot* *Leans into boot and plays with some wires* By this stage I knew the cop had taken the bait was staring at my arse *closes boot and returns to car*

Officer: I suppose I can let you go with a warning this time but make sure you get it fixed.

Me: Yeah sure Officer. Bye

I have also shamelessly told a cop that he's blue uniform went excellent with his eyes, and asked another officer if he works out. I only have 2 points left so I got excellent at kissing arse when I was driving that car

hah ha thats mint, love it. dont know if it would work for me though...

ive never tried to get out any fines ive been given... all one of them :D but my friend simon tried the 'ol crying gig, same thing as das kamu, copper got embarrassed and sent him home hah ha. only thing lost was pride :D

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