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MattyFlynn

By MattyFlynn,
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ODYSSEYGTR

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how about we play titanic, i can be the iceberg, and you can go down on me....

personal favourite ^^

never used though

are you a farmer because you sure are good at raising c**k

lets play house, you be the door and ill slam you all night long

manic_moggzy Explorer

manic_moggzy

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Can i read your shirt in braille??..

Hi, my name's Doug...God backwards with u in it..

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock...

Girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List...

MBS206 Grand Master

MBS206

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If you need them you are doing it wrong

but there are a couple that re awful but funny / slapworthy

"whats got lots of teeth and withholds a monster??? My fly"

"whats the best thing about masturbating with these two fingers?? their mine"

alternatively, buy multiple long island ice tea's and go for gold

Oh I've had so many funny as shit nights after long island ice tea induced confidence...

luke gtr Grand Master

luke gtr

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so, thread change from using said pick up lines, to best heard?

dont we already have one of these??

anyway,

ive lost my number, can i have yours?

my favorite:

my names not elmo, but you can tickle me anytime...

and this one came from my 11yr old nephews girlfriend on a love letter...

do you have a map? because i could get lost in your arms...

MBS206 Grand Master

MBS206

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The funniest line I've actually had to use in a "Win it or bin it session"...

Me and two mates had met a couple of girls at a UniBar event about 2 weeks earlier, and had been chatting all night. Ran into them this one night at uni bar again, and I was standing there chatting away to one of them on my own, when one of my mates comes over and tries to steal the conversation (They're pretty bad at this actually). Anyway, he goes to her "You don't even remember who I am do you" and she goes, "yeah, you're X, he's Y" (pointing at my other mate) and then goes, but I can't remember his name pointing at me, while I'm standing there, and my mate goes "Does it matter?" and quicker then a heart beat I chimed in with "f**k oath it does... She'll be screaming it later..."

My mate looked dumbfounded, this chick was like "WTF?..." and then I spent the next 3 hours chatting to her while my mate got no attention...

As I said... It was a win it, or bin it moment...

Whoneedstherapy Veteran

Whoneedstherapy

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The funniest line I've actually had to use in a "Win it or bin it session"...

Me and two mates had met a couple of girls at a UniBar event about 2 weeks earlier, and had been chatting all night. Ran into them this one night at uni bar again, and I was standing there chatting away to one of them on my own, when one of my mates comes over and tries to steal the conversation (They're pretty bad at this actually). Anyway, he goes to her "You don't even remember who I am do you" and she goes, "yeah, you're X, he's Y" (pointing at my other mate) and then goes, but I can't remember his name pointing at me, while I'm standing there, and my mate goes "Does it matter?" and quicker then a heart beat I chimed in with "f**k oath it does... She'll be screaming it later..."

My mate looked dumbfounded, this chick was like "WTF?..." and then I spent the next 3 hours chatting to her while my mate got no attention...

As I said... It was a win it, or bin it moment...

Nice work!

"I'm in a band..." worked well for me as a youngster.

Of course playing bass guitar gave me a few advantages haha

vorse Grand Master

vorse

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how about ?

Did you fart? Because you just blew me away

Are you a parking ticket? coz You got fine written all over you

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my skyline

You got something on your chest: my eyes

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