Vic Wasteland Thread

[emts]

from:

Motoring Legends of Melbourne

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Jonathan drives a Maserati. When the game-changing GranTurismo launched in 2007, he knew he had to have it's subtle class and bold exhaust note. So he imported a rusted 3200GT from the UK instead. Jonathan loves driving it through crowded inner-city streets, he dons his market-bought authentic Cucci sunglasses and winds down the windows every time. Jonathan still hasn't gotten over the heinous wheel rash from when his wife Beatrice last drove his car. The truth is, it was actually Jonathan when he was trying to impress some café ladies with his reverse parking skills on Chapel St.

[joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo]

Mo drives an R33 Skyline. Because he's a P plater, he bought an auto, non-turbo. Not to be brought down by VicRoads and their oppression of young men, he bought a pair of GTR badges. Mo can't believe he managed to find GENUINE NISSAN badges on aliBaba for $6!!! Together with his 2nd hand Rotas, Mo's skyline looks so JDM. When he's pulling off from the lights, Mo always puts his transmission in L, to wind the motor all the way out to redline. Mo likes to think of this as practice for when he can finally drive a manual.

[joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo]

Adam rides a Yamaha R1. He's so proud of its impressive acceleration figures, that he demonstrates this to as many road users as possible. Adam always wears his carefully selected riding outfit; shorts, thongs and his Bin Tang singlet. It's okay though, in the unfortunate event that he should come off his bike, his tribal tattoo sleeves will protect him.

[joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo]

Alvin drives a VW Golf R. Alvin believes that as an investment banker, he's important. So important, in fact, that parking restrictions don't apply to him. Alvin double parks every morning in his work carpark. With how hard he worked to afford his R, why should he have to slot into just one space like everybody else? Alvin still doesn't know how the long, deep scratch down the whole side of his car got there.

[joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo]

aaah that page is f**king awesome

[HEKT1K]

Genuine lulz resulted from reading that page

[Mohsen]

lmao turned out hes an old customer of ours.
i cant ream the ones who are good to me.
except for ric.
i ream and team that flamin mongrel

[HEKT1K]

I'm not a customer of yours fgt

[Mohsen]

you will soon.

youll watch a season of masterchef and think oh f**k my job im going to become a chef and open my own place and cook shit with passion.
then hamish will eat at your restaurant and actually love it.

[Birds]

You have a better chance of turning up to a meet than that happening

Actually...

[HEKT1K]

I like my job

And I've seen what being a chef / restaurateur does to a man

[Mohsen]

turns him in a hairy ball of hate.

[emts]

you will soon.

youll watch a season of masterchef and think oh f**k my job im going to become a chef and open my own place and cook shit with passion.

then hamish will eat at your restaurant and actually love it.

you must be one of the few in A that actually likes those shows..all these pl that think they can cook and start a restaurant you sell it, then buy back 6 months late from bankrupt auction..rinse and repeat!

[UNR33L]

1 down 499 to go

probably works at FIFO

Edited November 14, 2014 by UNR33L

[Count Grantleyish]

What is the ladder doing there?

[Down_Shift]

Leigh, you jelly?

[Count Grantleyish]

Yes cos no one is stacking GS's.

[Down_Shift]

Tooth started to ache.

[Count Grantleyish]

Want me to pop in with my collection of pliers?

[Birds]

What is the ladder doing there?

That's to help him get over his smashed car